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Progenies of the Voodoo Cult
Retired [X2] Chaos

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Way down in New Orleans, yeah.
I met this old lady,
she said she'd teach me 'bout Voodoo
she said she knew about Voodoo (Voodoo)
She had an old doll,
she had a long shiny needle (Voodoo)
she held the doll in the air
it looked kinda like me
she took the needle,
stuck it in its eye!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
My eye, bitch!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Now I'm still in the room with this crazy bitch,
and she still had the doll.
She said I'll teach you 'bout Voodoo, (Voodoo)
you wanna learn about Voodoo (Voodoo)
She held the doll in her hand (Voodoo)
she had some long shiny scissors,
she said some magic words (Voodoo)
the doll looked more and more like me
she held the doll in the air (Voodoo)
she took the scissors,
cut off all its fingers!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
My fingers, bitch!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Voodoo, Voodoo
Voodoo, Voodoo
So if you're ever down in New Orleans, yeah.
You might meet an old lady
she might have a doll
it might look like you.
Don't ask about the Voodoo (Voodoo)
stay away from Voodoo (Voodoo)
leave alone the Voodoo, (Voodoo)
muthafuck the Voodoo.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
N`Dullah
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard
   21 0 2 0 3 1 17/ 140k
(143)k
  
2
Ugata
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
   10 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 120k
(125)k
  
3
Mamba`Aboa
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(110)k
  
4
Umbanda
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Tackle
   58 0 0 0 19 2 48/ 160k
(158)k
  
5
Loa
Beastman
6 4 3 8
Horns
Block, +ST, Guard
 n 58 1 3 0 5 5 45/ 150k
(140)k
  
6
Mahanambu
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 110k
(110)k
  
7
Uwandesi
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   4 1 2 0 0 0 7/ 80k
(70)k
  
10
Ogoun
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
 n 58 2 4 0 13 7 75/ 140k
(121)k
  
11
Loumbada
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   5 2 0 0 1 1 9/ 80k
(70)k
  
12
Santeria
Beastman
6 3 4 8
Horns
Block, Guard, Tackle, +AG
   58 5 6 0 4 4 51/ 160k
(155)k
  
13
Wade
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
   17 0 4 0 0 3 27/ 100k
(105)k
  
14
Ughadoha
Beastman
6 3 4 8
Horns
+AG
 n 14 3 3 0 0 0 12/ 100k
(75)k
  
12 players  
Coach: DerLelle Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1880k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:59 (12/11/36) |TD Diff:-49 (67 - 116) |Cas Diff:51 (62/55/25 - 39/31/21)
Last Opponent: Gruene Bomber
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Necromantic Horror20/1/10.5-1.50.0   1.0   1.0-1.5   1.0   0.05k
Chaos Chosen51/0/40.6-1.81.0   1.2   0.2-1.2   0.6   0.8-84k
Chaos Dwarf52/0/30.8-1.41.0   1.2   0.4-0.6   0.6   0.2-100k
Dark Elf133/0/101.2-2.60.6   0.6   0.8-0.4   0.2   0.2-22k
Dwarf31/2/02.0-1.32.0   1.3   0.3-1.0   0.7   1.070k
High Elf10/0/12.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0380k
Human21/0/12.0-1.51.0   2.0   0.5-1.5   0.5   0.015k
Lizardmen30/1/20.7-2.00.7   1.0   0.7-0.7   0.3   0.3213k
Norse32/1/02.0-1.32.7   0.7   0.0-0.7   0.3   0.00k
Nurgle11/0/04.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.090k
Orc121/4/70.8-1.60.8   1.1   0.3-0.7   1.1   0.5-85k
Shambling Undead20/0/20.5-2.51.5   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.0265k
Skaven40/1/31.5-2.81.8   0.3   0.3-0.5   0.0   0.8153k
Wood Elf30/1/21.0-2.71.3   1.0   0.0-0.7   0.3   0.0197k
Total5912/11/361.1-2.01.1   0.9   0.4-0.7   0.5   0.415k