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Retired [X2] Lustrian

OK...a Krox, an Ogre, a Saurus and a homicidal Norse blitzer: how many casualties do you think those four would rack up in 4 games??

If you said any more than 2 you're wrong. This is quite possibly the weakest, softest, daisy-sniffing-est team of fruitcakes this side of San Francisco. The only saving grace is that they're hot! Even the Ogre drips sex-appeal. (or is that drool? who knows)
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Big Dumb Lizard
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
   5 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 130k
(110)k
  
2
Fat and Stupid
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 120k
(108)k
  
3
Chesty Montana
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
Strong Arm
   4 5 0 0 0 1 10/ 100k
(95)k
  
4
Breakdance
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Dodge
   5 0 1 0 3 0 9/ 120k
(133)k
  
5
Flyboy
Lizardman Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(75)k
  
6
Tig Ole Bitties
Amazon Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
7
Gucci
Saurus
6 4 1 9   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 80k
(80)k
  
8
Red Hot and Willing
Amazon Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
11
Massive Lunghammers
Amazon Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
12
Tingle in the Tinkle
Amazon Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
   5 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 70k
(90)k
  
13
"Puts Out" Patty
Amazon Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
 n 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(42)k
  
14
Your Prom Date
Amazon Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
15
Next to Last Hooker
Amazon Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
   4 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 70k
(90)k
  
16
The Very Last Hooker
Amazon Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
14 players  
Coach: SixFootDwarf Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Lustrian Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1350k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (2/1/2) |TD Diff:-5 (6 - 11) |Cas Diff:-2 (4/2/0 - 5/3/0)
Last Opponent: Hell's High Society
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-260k
Chaos Pact11/0/03.0-2.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.030k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-4.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-580k
Norse10/1/02.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-90k
Orc10/0/10.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-660k
Total52/1/21.2-2.20.8   0.4   0.0-1.0   0.6   0.0-312k