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Roskilde Reptiles
Roster [X2] Lizardmen

Vs. Run ´Em Down 0-3 (And so they did big time)

Started my drive with the greatest confidence untill my Skinks failed to pick up the balll, this turned out to be infectious... My esteemed opponent put this down to the fact, that the ball is almost bigger than the poor little skinks themselves. As a result, a lot of emphasis has been put on picking up and handing over the ball in practice - an experiment that will involve a lot of glue to make it work!!!!! Sure hands are now on my Santa list.
My Skinks changed their minds about playing and quickly lined up in the KO, BH and SI boxes.
The humans had a great game, punishing me for every mistake I (i.e. skinks) made. Twice Glaceret failed to pick up, twice the ball scattered to human player and twice he scored or threw a TD pass.
I bow my head in defeat and will have my revenge some day.

Vs. Middenheim Masters 2-1

AAHHHH it smells like retribution.
Hard fought game where the Saurus stepped up and delivered multiple BH´s. Fun to try after having played Skaven both in "real" live and on the net for so long.
Jorila played well, scary experience seeing the opponent score in two turns from their own backfield, but was put down by injuries.
Having several Skinks help each other manouvre the ball in to the shaky hands of one of their teammates seems to have solved my immediate problems.
Succes!!! I now have a blodge Skink thanx to a double. Reminds me of old Hammi Hamster (GR).
This was my first victory in 15 games or so.

Vs. Redpeak Snowbeards 1-2

Ones again Fate turns out to be biased and Lady Luck turned down my offer to dance!!!
Yashin turned out to be a clearminded and dangerous opponent and I need to get those Skinks moving ´em little feetsies instead of dropping dead all the time.
New mobility drills are being thought up at he moment. Perhaps I´ll try them out on my own D next week!!!!
5 turnovers on 5 dodges needing 3+ (Some even far away from the cursed tackle and with RR´s).
Dwarfs are mean little critters as 3 of my 4 Sauruses found out...1 KO, 1 BH and 1 SI with NI OOOUUUUCCCCCCHHHH. My Apo thankfully saved my Blodge skink (gonna buy him a beer soon, the Apo not the skink, he´s already stumbling as it is..).
I had a quit a shock when I found out, that Yashin was sporting an Ironbreaker with AG 4!!!!!!!! Nimble dwarf...
Glad I could learn You the virtues of the the Safety mate! Keep it going You will go a long way.
Now for the dillemma: 1 krox or 1 saurus plus 1 skink... choices choices..
Hard hitter teams are my bane, gonna find myself some squeashy types. Need some cheese to tie at the end of a string.... are there any mice around!!!! Here micey micey micey, some nice cheddar for you.......

Vs. GobsWithNobs 2-0

We washed ourself in Gobbos blood....
Say it with Trolls...stupidity rules!!
Do it to Gobbos....they break so satisfyingly noisy!!
Fail your dodge rolls....as always, it´s a habit now!!

3 kills, 1 SE and 1 BH - I´m still stunned. Must have made a large withdrawal on my luck-account....guess I have to pay the next game!
Practice is a succes. My skink core brought their hands..but not their feet. Mobility drills are still on my plan.

Vs. Throgurs Finest 3-1

Speed Kills........

The hard effort at training worked off, now I got Skinks with hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our D stepped up delievering hard hits where needed and our O did what they were supposed to ( not like the team I actually play on :-) )
Our new training program (steroids!!!) worked as well - Salami is now at str. 3.

Vs. Blindwyrm Snake Eyes 0-3

Fun game against a clearminded and well playing oppo. He had my number dead on all the time.
Should by the same kind off armour for my own Skaven, it was really really solid. Only caused two KO´s all game!!!!!!
The MVP went to the Skink who got badly hurt in the opening minutes of the game.....lol
Cya around.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lord Tyranus
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 130k
(110)k
  
2
Jonathan
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Dodge
   7 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 110k
(100)k
  
3
Jannick
Saurus
6 4 1 9   7 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 80k
(80)k
  
4
Skov
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block, Mighty Blow
   7 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 120k
(123)k
  
5
Frede
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
 n 6 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 100k
(83)k
  
6
Sauna
Saurus
6 4 1 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
7
Axsel
Saurus
6 4 1 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
8
Salami
Skink
8 3 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
+ST
   7 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 110k
(125)k
  
9
Parma
Skink
9 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
+MA
   7 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(110)k
  
10
Skinke
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Block
 m 7 1 2 0 0 1 12/16 90k
(0)k
  
11
Knôckwürst
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(75)k
  
12
Ham
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step
   6 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(100)k
  
13
Würst
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 n 7 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 80k
(83)k
  
14
Glaceret
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   6 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 60k
(75)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Greenfort Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1520k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (4/0/3) |TD Diff:-1 (10 - 11) |Cas Diff:-3 (5/1/3 - 5/7/0)
Last Opponent: Simpel Sons
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Human32/0/11.7-1.71.3   0.0   0.0-0.7   0.3   0.0-17k
Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   0.0-120k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-70k
Goblin11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   3.0-0.0   0.0   0.0270k
Skaven10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-110k
Total74/0/31.4-1.60.7   0.1   0.4-0.7   1.0   0.0-11k