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Loquatious Lancers
Retired [X2] Elf

The Lancers are a rag-tag team of Wood, High and Dark Elves known for their smack talking. The cruellest, haughtiest, and most importantly, lippy elves of the Old World were recruited by head coach Dorfel Nimblestick to form the Lorftheim Lancers. However, due to their on-field (and off-field) penchant for quips, jibes, insults and bon-mots, they've acquired the moniker "Loquatious".

I am now aware that I've spelt Loquatious incorrectly. It's actually spelt 'Loquacious'. Suits me right.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
"Yappy" Yarmel Yink
Lineman
6 3 4 7   5 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(50)k
  
2
"Nattery" Nicodemus Suthai
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Guard
   17 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 90k
(80)k
  
5
"Verbal" Vance Coldeye
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
   18 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 80k
(70)k
  
6
"Eloquent" Elohim Thundersteed
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
   18 3 0 0 0 2 13/ 80k
(70)k
  
8
"Talkative" Tandrik Stagherd
Lineman
6 3 4 6
Block
 -av, m 10 3 1 0 0 0 6/ 80k
(0)k
  
9
"Effusive" Elohim Trand
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70)k
  
10
"Multiloquent" Mattheus Lightfoot
Catcher
8 3 5 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Dodge, +AG, Block, Pass Block
 n 18 4 15 0 1 3 66/ 200k
(192)k
  
11
"Unreserved" Ulthuhir Styre
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Accurate, Sure Hands, Safe Throw
   16 19 0 0 1 2 31/ 130k
(140)k
  
13
"Loud" Lanny Cardow
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(128)k
  
14
"Motormouth" Malnerek Lanrobbie
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Jump Up, Dodge
   13 2 4 0 2 1 23/ 160k
(170)k
  
15
"Silvertongue" Severus Black
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Tackle, Strip Ball
 n 15 0 8 0 3 1 35/ 170k
(158)k
  
16
"Long-Winded" Jann Farstep
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Dodge, Block, Side Step, Strip Ball
 n 14 2 11 0 0 4 55/ 180k
(175)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: robofreem Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1710k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:18 (14/0/4) |TD Diff:19 (44 - 25) |Cas Diff:-30 (13/2/2 - 19/19/9)
Last Opponent: Skullsnappers Revenge
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Dwarf11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-300k
Elven Union10/0/12.0-3.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-120k
Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   5.0   1.040k
Necromantic Horror44/0/02.3-1.00.3   0.0   0.0-1.3   1.0   0.3118k
Norse10/0/11.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.020k
Nurgle22/0/03.0-0.50.0   0.0   0.5-0.0   1.0   0.5-15k
Ogre22/0/04.0-1.01.5   0.5   0.5-1.5   1.0   0.085k
Old World22/0/03.0-1.01.0   0.5   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0265k
Orc11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.00k
Skaven10/0/12.0-4.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0260k
Tomb Kings11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   1.0-80k
Vampire11/0/03.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0170k
Total1814/0/42.4-1.40.7   0.1   0.1-1.1   1.1   0.563k