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First Pro Elf side ever to win a Faction-Championship.

Produced highest gate for 13 opponents so far (only counting faction 1 games)

Season 40:
After a suicidal opening match (even with Virus niggling their half team out, toraborafaction inflicts 5 casualities against us), United cherrypick all the way to Faction 1 with 8 wins and 270 points.

Season 41:
With some support of Christer's ISP, United are able to clinge the championship.
Highlights: An incredibly unlucky loss against the Ambassadors of Light (game 2), a lucky victory over Orquitortura I (game 7, 2 deaths, (1) apoth fails) and an unnexpected loss against EEE (game 8, 4 mng's, (1) apoth fails).

Season 42:
The bad streak continues. United lose their kicker and their thrower against the Powerplay, 2 linelves got killed in the second game versus the Ambassadors, furthermore 1 lineelf was niggled. 3rd game against the Knives saw tons of 1s and doubleones (one less would have won us the game instead of losing it), but we only suffered a MA-drop on the rookie-blitzer. The star-blitzer niggled out the 3rd consecutive time now. In the fourth game the Turron Patodos then inflicted 4 mng's (a niggled ubercatcher among them), another blodger manged to niggle himself dodging. Then, against AKAE, we had Virus (for 4 of their nigglers), Morley's (2) and Greatest. As usual another healthy player killed though, (1) apoth fails. After 7 games of pain, United were finally able to play a game without heavy losses, even though they were defeated by Metamob. Game 7 saw an unexpected victory over EEE. All our nigglers showed up whereas the Express suffered from 2 niggles, a mng and Greatest. Apoth worked too! Last game we meat toraborafaction again (their minotaur was mng). Virus (as usual), Melmoth niggles out, tons of badly hurt elves and a nice 4-1 victory, probably the 2nd gold medal for United. Firstskill niggle for a rookie lino whereas the rookie catcher catcher acquires Dump-off.

Season 43:
The first game started with incredible dice which were lame beyond any comprehension against us. As this sign of Nuffle was more than obvious, we strongly consider to retire from faction after this season as we see no point in being ridiculized that much. 2nd game against Nirvana we luckily won 4-3 with some awesome KO rolls (almost the entire team left the pitch occasionally) and a peculiar turnover, even though we were unable to capitalize on a blitz. 3rd game against a decimated toraborafaction wasn't particularly spectacular, snakeeyes on winnings and FF sucked though. 4th game against the Ambassadors saw a tired High Elf squad which made some strange moves leading to a 4-1 rout. Afterwards Orquitortura couldn't handle our mobility, quite casual win there in a friendly game. A somewhat unlucky draw against an incredibly whiny More Misery Different Dates followed. 3R.I.P.s and a Niggle against the Powerplay afterwards, but still a draw, as we too greedily tried to skill a catcher. This season's finisher against the greenskins of Sangre resulted in a 4-0 rout when the orc-defence fall apart after we turned them over early 2nd half with an interception by Melmoth. The triple's perfect! The third consecutive championship for United!

Season 44:
Quite horrible opneners, a 1-2 loss in front of an all time faction record crowd of 184k followed by an embarassing 1-3 defeat against the Ambassadors who might be cruising to further glory these days. Then a 1-2 defeat against a far superior undead side, but back at full strength afterwards. 3 doubleones, countless 2/3 ones, failed apoth and blitz against caused a humiliating defeat in game 4. Without any tacklers and dodgers this team is most likely on it's way into the unranked division.
But then, the fifth game against the Hungarian Fumbblers (United has been the only side to ever win against that excelllent side) saw a reconciliating 2-0 triumph. Didn't help though, the rest of the season United's players induldged in doubleskulls and snakeeyes, thus forcing themselves into the unranked division.

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Kick, Guard, Block
  25 4 1 0 3 5 38/ 130k
(128)k
 
2
Lineman
5 3 4 7
Block, Tackle
-ma 23 1 1 0 0 4 24/ 100k
(85)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Dirty Player
  21 2 0 0 2 2 16/ 100k
(123)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 4 7   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(50)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 7   14 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
 
11
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Dump Off, Block, Side Step, Dodge
  20 12 11 0 1 1 52/ 190k
(210)k
 
12
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Block, Dodge
  8 3 7 0 0 0 24/ 140k
(168)k
 
13
Catcher
7 4 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Dump Off, Block, +ST, Side Step, Frenzy
-ma 51 20 20 1 10 4 122/ 250k
(260)k
 
14
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Dump Off, Block, Side Step, Guard, Dodge
  30 16 18 0 2 2 84/ 220k
(240)k
 
15
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(130)k
 
16
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Tackle, Guard
  9 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 160k
(168)k
 
12 players  
Coach: Frankenstein2007 Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 19  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:62 (42/9/11) |TD Diff:78 (179 - 101) |Cas Diff:-74 (55/38/13 - 97/54/29)
Last Opponent: Taste my cheese
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/11.0-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   3.0   0.0-260k
Skaven77/0/03.9-1.31.3   1.0   0.3-0.9   0.7   0.4101k
Chaos Chosen41/2/11.8-2.31.5   0.3   0.3-2.5   1.3   0.3-395k
Chaos Dwarf54/0/13.0-1.20.4   0.6   0.2-2.6   1.2   0.8-146k
Dark Elf43/0/13.5-2.01.5   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.3-138k
Elven Union42/2/02.5-2.02.0   0.8   0.8-0.8   1.3   0.5490k
High Elf73/2/22.9-2.40.6   0.7   0.1-0.7   0.4   0.7139k
Human53/2/03.2-1.60.6   0.2   0.0-1.8   0.6   0.0-30k
Lizardmen22/0/03.0-1.51.0   1.5   0.5-2.0   0.5   0.0300k
Necromantic Horror22/0/03.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.5-0.5   2.0   0.0160k
Orc128/1/32.5-1.20.5   0.5   0.1-2.0   1.0   0.4-288k
Shambling Undead53/0/22.4-2.00.4   0.2   0.4-2.4   0.8   0.8-26k
Vampire11/0/03.0-0.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0140k
Wood Elf33/0/04.0-1.70.3   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.3   1.0-147k
Total6242/9/112.9-1.60.9   0.6   0.2-1.6   0.9   0.5-42k