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Radioaktiva Räker
Retired [X] Undead

Radioaktiva Räker started out as a local league team in the small town Hofors and quickly became famous for two reasons. Partly becuase of their famous motto "Don't kill us and we won't kill you" but mostly becuase of the extraordinary talents possesed by some of the players. Witch Hunters initially suspected the taint of Chaos but further investigations showed that the extreme physical abilities and disfigurations were the result of extensive inbreeding.

The success of the team was however shortlived. After only 7 games as a fully professional team were they offered a game against the Naggaroth Nightmares. The Nightmares turned out to be rather unintrested in the "Don't kill us and we won't kill you" approach used by Radioaktiva Räker. The Nightmares did refrain from killing any players in Radioaktiva Räker during the first two minutes of the game before stabbing the whole team to death using poisoned knives which they had secretly brought with them onto the field.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Jimmy Petersson
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
   15 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 110k
(123)k
  
3
Johan Anttila
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 110k
(123)k
  
4
Jonas Lund
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle, Guard
   13 0 5 0 1 1 22/ 140k
(150)k
  
5
Radioactive shrimp groupy
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Kick, Block
 m 15 0 1 0 0 4 23/ 70k
(0)k
  
6
Sexy radioactive shrimp groupy
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   13 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(40)k
  
7
Fairly unattractive radioactive shrimp groupy
Zombie
3 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block
 -ma 14 0 0 1 2 0 6/ 50k
(45)k
  
8
200kg radioactive shrimp groupy
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   15 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
9
Giant chinese shrimp groupy
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block
   15 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 50k
(65)k
  
10
Non radioactive shrimp groupy
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   14 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(40)k
  
12
Curre
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Guard
   15 0 3 0 1 1 16/ 120k
(138)k
  
13
Hofors
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
   9 1 4 0 1 0 15/ 90k
(115)k
  
15
Fexh
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
16
Szalai
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Adar Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Undead Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1400k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:15 (10/3/2) |TD Diff:15 (22 - 7) |Cas Diff:-6 (12/9/7 - 14/16/4)
Last Opponent: Colorado Avalanches
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Necromantic Horror31/1/11.0-1.01.0   0.7   0.3-2.3   0.7   0.3-333k
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.00k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.0-10k
Human22/0/02.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.0-100k
Lizardmen21/1/01.5-0.52.5   0.5   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.5-25k
Ogre11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-600k
Orc21/1/00.5-0.00.0   0.0   0.5-0.5   1.5   0.0-135k
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-1.00.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   1.0-260k
Tomb Kings21/0/12.5-1.00.5   0.5   0.5-0.5   2.0   0.5-205k
Total1510/3/21.5-0.50.8   0.6   0.5-0.9   1.1   0.3-187k