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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dwarves Keep Dying
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Sure Hands
   28 0 4 0 2 3 31/ 140k
(128)k
  
2
Not Enough Education
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Strip Ball, +MA, Mighty Blow
 n 31 0 5 0 3 5 46/ 150k
(106)k
  
3
Babies is Having Babies
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Dodge, Block, Sprint, Sure Feet
   31 5 12 0 1 4 63/ 190k
(148)k
  
4
A Shocking Level of Political Apathy Among the General Populace
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   19 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 110k
(75)k
  
5
Pundits
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   30 0 0 1 2 1 11/ 90k
(50)k
  
6
Not Killing Ann Coulter
Runner
7 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Pass, +MA, Dodge
   22 15 5 1 1 2 44/ 160k
(130)k
  
7
The First Iteration of this Team Died
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Kick, Guard
   30 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 110k
(75)k
  
8
Liberals Unwilling to Call a Spade a Spade
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   30 0 0 0 2 2 14/ 90k
(50)k
  
9
Rude Coaches on FUMBBL
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(20)k
  
10
Barbarism or Debauchery Being Presented as the Only Two Options
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   17 0 0 1 1 1 9/ 90k
(50)k
  
11
Improper Diet
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(20)k
  
15
The Control of Media by a Priviledged Few
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Dodge, Piling On
 n, n 24 0 1 0 14 1 36/ 160k
(69)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Snappy_Dresser Re-Rolls (80k): 7  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1920k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:31 (6/9/16) |TD Diff:-22 (29 - 51) |Cas Diff:-10 (30/15/8 - 30/18/15)
Last Opponent: No 2nd Chances
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dwarf40/0/40.3-2.30.3   0.3   0.3-1.8   1.0   0.810k
Chaos Chosen51/2/21.0-1.60.8   0.6   0.0-1.6   0.8   0.8-248k
Chaos Dwarf20/1/11.0-1.50.5   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.590k
Dark Elf10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.080k
High Elf10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.010k
Human20/0/20.5-2.00.5   1.0   0.5-0.5   1.0   0.0160k
Necromantic Horror20/1/10.5-2.00.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.5-60k
Nurgle10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0100k
Ogre10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-150k
Orc42/0/21.0-1.50.5   0.0   0.5-0.8   0.5   0.3-55k
Shambling Undead21/1/02.0-1.03.0   0.0   1.0-0.5   0.5   1.0100k
Skaven31/2/01.3-1.01.7   0.3   0.0-0.7   0.0   0.0-43k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   2.0-140k
Wood Elf21/1/02.5-2.02.5   2.5   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.0310k
Total316/9/160.9-1.61.0   0.5   0.3-1.0   0.6   0.5-15k