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Gob with the Wind
Retired [X2] Goblin

After stealing some magic beans from a sleepy Orc Shaman, the goblins of the Hairy Knuckles Tribe were in for a troublesome time. The beans were actually the primary ingredients in a potent brew that curses the drinkers to suffer from rather embarrassing symptoms mainly involving wind.

After countless sleepless nights, kept awake by a symphony of bottom burps and a rather funky odour, the tribal chief ordered a gang of willing goblins to go in search of the Orc Shaman from whom they had stolen the beans and to ask for a cure.

After many rather noisy and smelly months unsuccessful searching, the gang had to finally admit defeat and head home. However, on their return journey, one of the brighter goblins (although that really isn't a great claim) pointed out that many of the Blood Bowl teams employed doctors and herbalists who might be able to cure their ailments. Unfortunately, the only way that they could get close to these medics would be to start their own Blood Bowl team and travel from stadium to stadium. So with the help of two nasally-challenged Trolls that they found under bridges harrassing goats, the new goblin team was created.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thunderbucket
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(94)k
  
2
Dumpstation
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(94)k
  
3
Grumblepants
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
4
Little Tommy Squeaker
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
6
Godzilla Roomfiller
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
7
S.B.D
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
8
Doozy
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
9
Trump
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
10
Skidders
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
11
Guffer
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
12
Windy Pops
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
13
Bottom Burp
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
14
Air Biscuit
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Freshmetal_ Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 950k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-1 (0 - 1) |Cas Diff:-2 (0/0/0 - 1/0/1)
Last Opponent: Bone And Flesh
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.00k
Total10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.00k