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Decadent Dandies
P [R] Dark Elf

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<h2>TEAM PROFILE: DECADENT DANDIES</h2>
<b>Team Colours:</b> Black and pink
<b>Head Coach:</b> George Bryan "Beau" Brummell
<b>Players:</b> Dark Elf

The Decadent Dandies was founded during the 2504 Blood Bowl when a few out
of the distinguished Dark Elf nobility realized that even the Wood Elf pansies
could manage to win an odd game now and then. After a few pints of
Bugman’s finest the dandies where all ready to form a team of their own. Since
the team isn’t particularly rich, by Dark Elf nobility standards, their home stadium
was something of a disgrace for the team, so they sold if off to a desperate
nursery school. After the sale of the stadium, they have taken up the custom of
travelling with style instead. Since all old employees were slaves to the nobles all
staff is brought with them wherever they go. The enormous size of their coaching
staff has earned it the nick-name “The Court”.

<b>2504</b> - After a few practising games they feel confident that they will achieve
success in FUMMBL ranked division. The team is in an uproar, eager to cause
pain and deliver… uhh pain.
<b>After seven games</b> - Well, they keep on rocking. Too bad this is the
most injury prone team I ever coached. All hostile injuries seem to result in
nigglers. On top of that my blitzer ages to a niggling injury - plain silly. Need to
start kicking them around a bit and replace the nigglers.
<b>After nine games</b> - We lost our first game, a horrible defeat. Due to
the humiliation the headcoach decided to stay way from the next game,
complaining about some old injury he suffered during the war (which war?).
<b>After seventeen games</b> - Atleast we're still standing. Nigglers are
starting to annoy me to death, time to replace a few I guess. Too bad all the
nigglers are my fine +Ag ones.
<h3>THE ONES WHO SERVE, WELL</h3>
Most touchdowns: Count D'Orsay - 9
Most causalties: Lord Byron - 4
Most valuable player - Count D'Orsay - 198K
Most completions: Jean des Esseintes II - 15

<h3>COACHING STAFF</h3>
Jean des Esseintes - Former lineplayer that had the best beaten out of him,
now water-boy.
Dorian Gray - Well to do blitzer now hairdresser.
George Bryan "Beau" Brummell - Agile team captain and managaer.
Coco Chanel - Wondergirl, with an aching back.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
George Bryan "Beau" Brummell II
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
2
Dorian Gray II
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
3
Charles Baudelaire
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   6 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
5
Count D'Orsay
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Side Step, Tackle
   11 2 9 0 2 0 33/51 170k
(110+60)k
  
6
Dorian Gray
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow, Block
   10 0 2 0 3 1 17/31 160k
(110+50)k
  
7
Oscar Wilde
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard
   18 1 2 0 1 1 14/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
8
Djuna Barnes
Lineman
6 3 5 8
+AG, Dodge, Leap
   18 6 2 0 2 3 31/51 150k
(70+80)k
  
10
Romaine Brooks
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Side Step
 m 19 0 2 0 2 5 35/51 130k
(0)k
  
11
Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
   19 3 3 0 0 0 12/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
12
Aubrey Beardsley
Lineman
6 3 4 8   18 3 0 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
13
Jean des Esseintes II
Runner
7 3 5 7
Dump-Off
Sure Hands, +AG
   12 15 0 0 0 2 25/31 140k
(80+60)k
  
14
Gabriele d'Annunzio
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player
   18 2 0 0 1 2 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
15
Lord Byron
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   19 2 1 0 4 2 23/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
16
Robert de Montesquiou
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick
   19 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: fork Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 1950k (±640) Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2080k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (10/3/6) |TD Diff:13 (39 - 26) |Cas Diff:-10 (11/8/7 - 19/15/2)
Last Opponent: Janus
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.080k
High Elf22/0/04.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.5   1.0   0.0-35k
Chaos Chosen40/1/30.8-1.80.5   1.0   0.8-1.8   1.5   0.3-43k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-80k
Goblin10/0/11.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-160k
Human21/1/01.5-1.00.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.020k
Lizardmen22/0/02.5-1.50.5   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-35k
Norse11/0/03.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-20k
Shambling Undead11/0/03.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-200k
Skaven11/0/04.0-0.00.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.00k
Vampire11/0/03.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.090k
Wood Elf20/1/12.0-2.51.5   0.5   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.0-20k
Total1910/3/62.1-1.40.6   0.4   0.4-1.0   0.8   0.1-32k