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New Yuck (Ph)Arrows
Retired [X2] Khemri

From the horrors of Long Island (birthplace of Lou Reed) they came. Raised from the desiccated remains of Major Indoor Soccer League's (MISL for all you PAK's out there) most winningest team, (Possibly. Who knows? Soccer Sucks!) or failing to find names of past Arrow players on the interweb, infamous Strong Islanders (who might only be dead careerwise.)

NEW YORK ARROWS
Years in league: 1978-79 to 1983-84
Arena: Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale NY (7th deepest pit of hell)
Overall Regular Season Record: 158-78

Yearly Standings, and fun facts:

1978-79: 16-8 Season Champions
On Memorial Day every fan received a coupon for the food court of the fabulous "Mall at Roosevelt Field" (Launching pad for the trans-Atlantic flight of notorious racist and baby killer, Charles Lindbergh). Children under the age of 12 got bobble-heads of star forward Steve Zungul as well.

1979-80: 27-5 Season Champions
Billy Joel, Strong Island's answer to New Jersey's "the Boss", sang the national anthem clearly showing signs of being under the influence. Star goalkeeper Shep Messing, was rumored to of commented about vast amounts of plutonium nyborg found in the locker room.

1980-81: 35-5 Season Champions
After winning the championship for the third straight season, this time against the St. Louis Steamers (God, team names like that just shows everything that is wrong with soccer) fans were rewarded with beer and skittles, children under 12, just beer.

1981-82: 36-8 Season Champions
What did winning 4 consecutive championship mean? Champagne and bikini girls with machine-guns for all.

1982-83: 24-24
Lost in the first round of playoffs to fricken Baltimore! (Quote one fan "F*** Baltimore.") Fans rioted, preppies were gassed, no one cared.

1983-84: 20-28
Went umm….bankrupt.

***** BRAND NEW UPDATE *****

Holy crap I won a tornament. The MNCL Second Division I to be precise. Go away for two weeks, and the world's gone crazy. How the hell did that happen? Who bribed the forces that be, and where did they steal the money from? It better not be from my private Caribbean escrow account earmarked to raise the bikini girls with machine guns, because if it was.......
In summary HOLY MOTHER MARY & JOSEPH, I WON A TOURNAMENT!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Steve Zungul
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, Break Tackle
   15 0 0 0 9 1 23/ 150k
(170)k
  
2
Doc Lawson
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, Stand Firm
   11 0 0 0 6 1 17/ 160k
(155)k
  
3
Son of Fernando Clavijo
Mummy
4 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
+MA
   4 0 0 0 5 0 10/ 140k
(148)k
  
4
Don Popovic
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, Guard
   15 0 0 0 9 1 23/ 150k
(160)k
  
5
Shep Messing
Blitz-Ra
6 3 2 8
Block, Regenerate
Dodge, Tackle
   15 0 4 0 6 0 24/ 140k
(143)k
  
6
Zoltan Toth
Blitz-Ra
7 3 2 8
Block, Regenerate
+MA
 n, m 14 0 2 0 2 1 15/ 120k
(0)k
  
7
Soccer sucks, use your hands.
Thro-Ra
5 3 2 7
Pass, Regenerate, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate
   11 1 5 0 1 1 23/ 110k
(135)k
  
8
Sure hands for the win.
Thro-Ra
5 3 2 7
Pass, Regenerate, Sure Hands
Block
   10 1 2 0 0 1 12/ 90k
(110)k
  
9
Billy Joel
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
 m 14 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(0)k
  
10
Billy Baldwin
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
  
11
Debbie Gibson
Skeleton
6 3 2 7
Regenerate
+MA
 n 14 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 60k
(54)k
  
12
Amy Fisher
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
  
13
Vinny Testaverde
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
  
14
Marv Albert
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
Kick, Mighty Blow
   14 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 80k
(85)k
  
15
Chuck D
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
Mighty Blow
   8 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 60k
(55)k
  
16
Billy Crystal
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
  
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: screech Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Khemri Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1730k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:15 (5/2/8) |TD Diff:-7 (13 - 20) |Cas Diff:14 (23/15/9 - 16/13/4)
Last Opponent: Mountain Mires
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Norse21/1/01.0-0.51.0   1.5   0.0-1.5   1.5   0.0-115k
Amazon10/0/10.0-2.02.0   1.0   2.0-0.0   3.0   0.090k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/02.0-0.04.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0280k
Dark Elf30/0/30.7-1.71.0   0.3   0.7-1.7   0.7   0.7-180k
Dwarf21/0/11.0-1.52.0   0.0   0.5-1.0   1.5   0.0-5k
Lizardmen11/0/02.0-0.00.0   3.0   2.0-1.0   1.0   0.0210k
Ogre11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0160k
Orc10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0260k
Skaven10/1/02.0-2.03.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0260k
Wood Elf20/0/20.0-2.52.0   1.5   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.5-210k
Total155/2/80.9-1.31.5   1.0   0.6-1.1   0.9   0.34k