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[OL16] Too Drunk To Block
Roster [L] Orc

Too Drunk, the infamous drinkers and brawlers of the amateur leagues have finally gone pro joining the prestigious FUMBBL league.

'The Drunk' are much better known for their outrageous pre and post game parties than for their actual play on a blood bowl field.
They are rarely able to play more than once in a week with pre game parties lasting at least two days and post game parties another three, and even longer if they actually win.

With all this drinking they have little or no time to train, which may partly explain their poor match record. There is also the fact that many of the team are often 'unwell' following the previous nights pre-game party if not still completely drunk where the pre-game party lasted right up until kick off.

Unusually for an orc team Drunk's strength comes from their three immense, female blockers Margarita, Neuf Du Pape and Bloody Mary.
Margarita leads the team as captain and along with Diamond White the 'Ladies' are easily able to out drink most of the males on the team as well as able to put their fair share of opponents in the hospital. Don't upset this lot on a night out!

Favourite Opponents: Halflings. They always put on a great spread and the Drunk just love beating the little guys up.

Fouling: Not great foulers but hey, if a big guy is just laying there...


The Drunk Anthem
(To the tune of Lord of the Dance)

Sing, sing where ever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
Oh we don’t give a ****
And we don’t give a ****
‘Cause we’re goin 'ome with the Open [L]eague Cup!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Label
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
 n, m 7 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 120k
(0)k
  
2
Neuf Du Pape
Black Orc Blocker
4 6 2 9
+ST, Block, Mighty Blow, +ST, Break Tackle, Tackle
   121 1 1 0 72 8 Legend
188
 260k
(80+180)k
  
3
Grey Goose
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
4
Bordeaux
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Piling On, Guard, Tackle, Dodge
 -av 75 0 11 0 32 5 122/176 190k
(80+110)k
  
5
Strongbow Super
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
6
Sandeman
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   4 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
7
Elephant
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Guard
 n 23 0 3 0 2 3 28/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
8
Carlsberg
Lineman
5 4 3 9
Block, +ST, Tackle
   93 2 3 0 12 3 50/51 140k
(50+90)k
  
9
Cobra
Lineman
5 3 3 8 -av 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Martell
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   16 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
11
Fosters
Lineman
5 3 3 9   6 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Wee Dram
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
1738
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
 m 18 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 100k
(0)k
  
16
Stroh 80
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   21 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: koadah Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1740k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:124 (41/22/61) |TD Diff:-33 (111 - 144) |Cas Diff:50 (147/106/36 - 121/78/40)
Last Opponent: Blocky Horror Chaos Show
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/02.0-0.01.0   3.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0690k
Chaos Chosen156/3/61.0-1.11.0   0.9   0.1-1.3   0.8   0.1-87k
Chaos Dwarf71/0/60.4-1.00.7   0.4   0.1-0.4   0.3   0.390k
Chaos Pact10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.050k
Chaos Renegade10/0/11.0-2.02.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0140k
Dark Elf60/1/50.5-1.51.3   1.2   0.3-0.5   0.2   0.0-332k
Dwarf189/2/70.9-1.01.1   0.8   0.2-1.3   0.8   0.3117k
Ethereal10/0/11.0-3.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0330k
Goblin11/0/03.0-2.04.0   0.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0590k
Human43/0/11.5-1.32.0   0.8   0.8-0.8   0.5   0.3140k
Ironbreaker10/0/10.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Lizardmen41/0/30.8-1.32.3   1.3   0.0-0.8   1.0   0.3-183k
Necrarch10/0/10.0-2.03.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   2.0170k
Necromantic Horror83/1/41.0-1.30.9   0.9   0.1-1.4   0.6   0.5169k
Norse21/1/01.0-0.50.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.035k
Nurgle42/0/20.8-1.01.0   1.5   0.3-1.8   1.5   0.0-95k
Ogre20/0/20.0-1.02.5   2.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   2.0-120k
Orc162/7/70.6-1.10.8   0.5   0.3-0.9   0.6   0.4137k
Pirates of Sartosa10/1/02.0-2.02.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.070k
Sea Elf10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0500k
Shambling Undead52/3/01.4-0.81.6   1.6   0.0-1.2   0.4   0.2366k
Sisters of Sigmar10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Skaven52/0/31.0-1.61.2   0.4   0.8-0.6   0.6   0.432k
Slann21/0/10.5-0.52.0   1.0   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.0-285k
Slayer10/1/00.0-0.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   3.0   0.0-190k
Tomb Kings83/1/41.0-1.30.9   0.6   0.5-1.0   1.1   0.918k
Treemen11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   2.0-1.0   0.0   1.0700k
Troll11/0/02.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0810k
Wood Elf51/0/41.2-2.01.8   1.2   0.6-0.2   0.2   0.0-66k
Total12441/22/610.9-1.21.2   0.9   0.3-1.0   0.6   0.359k