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Retired [X] Orc

To make my team as generic as possible, I'm going to turn down all stat increases with this team. Nigglers, -ST, and -AV players will be sacked and replaced. So far, aging has retired more players than actual games.

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I don't ask elves / skaven for games. I got challenged by High Elves just once, and I got 2/2/3 casualties. Think twice before challenging me with soft teams.

edit: Ok, I got challenged by High Elves again and only got 0/1/0. But it was coached by BadMrMojo. If you're not BMM, you should certainly quiver in fear. Or at least have a very scary elf team if you're challenging me. Mmkay?

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<tr valign="top" style="text-align: center; background: #000000; color: white;">
<th>Stat rolls:</th><th>Ma</th><th>St</th><th>Ag</th></tr>
<tr class="odd"><td>&nbsp;</td><td>6</td><td>1</td><td>2</td></tr>
</table>

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<tr valign="top" style="text-align: center; background: #000000; color: white;">
<th>RIP</th><th>Aging rolls:</th><th>-Ma</th><th>-St</th><th>-Ag</th><th>-Av</th><th>n</th></tr>
<tr class="odd"><td>7</td><td>&nbsp;</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>4</td><td>2</td><td>3</td></tr>
</table>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rembrandt
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Stand Firm
   13 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 110k
(100)k
  
2
Van Gogh
Black Orc Blocker
3 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
 -ma 48 0 2 0 9 4 44/ 140k
(133)k
  
3
Vermeer
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 1 9
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard
 -ag 35 0 1 0 11 4 45/ 140k
(133)k
  
4
Mondriaan
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Mighty Blow, Block
 m 24 0 2 0 4 1 19/ 120k
(0)k
  
5
Appel
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block
   19 3 3 1 5 2 34/ 150k
(140)k
  
6
Bosch
Blitzer
6 3 2 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Piling On
 -ag 48 2 5 0 13 3 58/ 160k
(163)k
  
7
De Hooch
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm
   29 2 3 0 6 3 38/ 150k
(150)k
  
9
Steen
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Nerves of Steel, Block
   47 17 2 0 0 0 23/ 120k
(130)k
  
10
Hals
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Nerves of Steel, Safe Throw
   50 10 2 0 0 3 31/ 140k
(150)k
  
11
Potter
Lineman
5 3 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
12
Maes
Lineman
5 3 2 9
Guard, Block
 -ag 41 1 1 0 0 3 19/ 100k
(85)k
  
15
Ruisdael
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Tackle
   43 3 1 0 1 3 23/ 90k
(95)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: torsoboy Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1800k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:50 (19/6/25) |TD Diff:-2 (52 - 54) |Cas Diff:45 (62/48/25 - 43/33/14)
Last Opponent: South Texas Deathride
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Ogre11/0/03.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Chaos Chosen115/2/41.1-0.92.0   1.2   0.4-0.8   0.3   0.3-19k
Chaos Dwarf94/2/31.1-0.91.1   0.6   0.9-0.8   0.4   0.159k
Dwarf63/0/31.0-0.81.0   0.7   0.3-1.3   0.7   0.517k
High Elf21/0/12.5-1.51.0   1.5   1.5-0.0   0.5   0.0-20k
Lizardmen51/0/40.4-1.01.4   1.4   0.6-0.6   0.4   0.064k
Necromantic Horror21/0/11.0-1.01.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   2.060k
Norse10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.00k
Nurgle10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.050k
Orc82/1/50.8-1.50.6   0.8   0.1-1.0   0.9   0.3-56k
Shambling Undead20/1/10.5-1.01.5   0.5   1.0-0.5   2.0   0.5-25k
Tomb Kings21/0/11.5-1.50.5   2.5   0.5-2.5   2.5   0.0225k
Total5019/6/251.0-1.11.2   1.0   0.5-0.9   0.7   0.316k