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Devil's Disciples
Retired [X2] Dwarf

Their brothers in arms, God' Disciples, got butchered in one game and had to quit(206/205 to 184/146 in one game). This bunch of vile fellows have an agenda of vengeance and mayhem. No holds barred.

Game 10 was a massacre: 3 miss next, a niggler and the first RIP: Extreme Ointments. Hopes are on his son now to redeem his family.
Well, his son got killed in game 11. I guess third generation will unburry the hatchet...


NEVER apo a miss next: it hurts when it fails tabarnak!

game 21: I DID apo my runner on miss next game. BIG mistake of course. In turn 16, i got one BH, two niggles and RIP all done by orcs. what the fuck ostie! La punition totale.

game 26: two RIPs, on fouls, after opponent got the ref, and my av9 was like butter. Moving along...

game 31: it seems the Extreme Ointments family is doomed. the Third got -av and was kicked out, here comes the Fourth, all hopes are on him.

game 33: the Fourth got killed by a chaos goat. So the prophecy is true, they are doomed. Here comes the Fifth.

game 37: worst defeat ever, 4-0, FF went down for 3rd straight game, had to drop 2 LB to have a decent TR for my FF 9. WILL I EVER GET TO TR 200???
Oh I forgot, - 9 on cas ratio, guess they are not as vile as foreseen.

game 40: just noticed in the graveyard that we are at the Sixth generation of the great lineage, not the Fifth as foretold. Even better.

game 42: FINALLY, TR 200 is attained, after 42 games nothing less. And no +st rolls along the way, very few doubles , and lots of Guard.

game 43: Angled Skull jr., niggler, died fouled to the grave. He managed to be remembered by his coach by getting the f..kin MVP.

game 44: back to 195/180, thanks to some fuckin lucky khemri. I'll NEVER PLAY KHEMRI AGAIN. I don't mind playing DPs, but not getting kicked or maimed at every try. And still a -9 cas, man oh man.

game 45: seems that i'm getting beaten up. I HOPE THERE'S A REASON! My 49 spp Troll Slayer got KILLED and apo failed. Then, my 43 spp runner DIED ON A FUCKIN FAILED DODGE. I conceded, at that point i had 7 players left: dwarves my ass! now TR/TS is 159/159. Went from 202/206 to that in 3 games.

game 51: FF down to 9. Hope Thick Skull works normally from here on.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Plutonium Head
Troll Slayer
6 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
+MA, Guard, Stand Firm
   38 0 2 0 5 5 41/ 170k
(115)k
  
2
Chromium Head
Troll Slayer
6 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
+MA
 m 6 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 120k
(0)k
  
3
Gallows Hobbler
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   52 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 110k
(75)k
  
4
Angled Skull III
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
   11 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 100k
(40)k
  
5
Rotten Blade jr.
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
+MA, Guard, Side Step
   33 0 5 0 2 5 44/ 160k
(133)k
  
6
Sugar Hands IV
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block
 m 4 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 100k
(0)k
  
7
Swift Knuckles V
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(50)k
  
8
Body Bagh jr.
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   39 0 0 0 7 2 24/ 110k
(75)k
  
9
Khlorin
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Dodge
   47 1 1 0 8 2 30/ 120k
(75)k
  
10
Nasty Elbow III
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   20 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 90k
(40)k
  
11
Spine Sucker jr.
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Dirty Player, Guard
   25 0 8 0 5 0 34/ 140k
(143)k
  
12
Extreme Ointments V
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   19 0 0 1 4 1 15/ 90k
(50)k
  
13
Spare Parts jr.
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(20)k
  
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: sehou Re-Rolls (80k): 5  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1610k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:54 (23/13/18) |TD Diff:-4 (60 - 64) |Cas Diff:-2 (51/30/19 - 44/41/17)
Last Opponent: Hamburger Helper
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen62/1/30.8-1.01.3   1.2   0.7-0.3   0.7   0.5-73k
Chaos Dwarf32/0/11.0-1.70.0   0.0   0.0-0.3   0.7   0.3-110k
Dark Elf10/1/02.0-2.03.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   1.0260k
Dwarf42/1/11.8-1.31.3   0.3   0.3-1.8   1.3   0.010k
High Elf11/0/02.0-0.03.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0300k
Human21/0/10.5-0.50.5   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.5   0.0-100k
Lizardmen22/0/02.5-1.02.0   1.5   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.040k
Necromantic Horror63/3/01.2-0.70.8   0.3   0.7-0.3   0.2   0.3-8k
Nurgle30/1/20.3-1.70.3   0.0   0.3-1.0   1.0   0.317k
Orc123/4/50.9-1.30.4   0.4   0.1-1.2   0.8   0.3-75k
Shambling Undead61/2/31.0-1.71.5   0.8   0.2-0.7   0.8   0.220k
Skaven11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-310k
Tomb Kings75/0/21.1-1.00.9   0.7   0.3-1.3   1.4   0.7-117k
Total5423/13/181.1-1.20.9   0.6   0.4-0.8   0.8   0.3-41k