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Tart Green Cherries
P [R] Goblin

Da_Todfatha, Ork Mob Boss, and all around Bloodbowl fan, decided to pick up another squad in order to pass the time between EMU seasons and tournament rounds, his final choice was Tart Green Cherries. Truth be told he felt that his CR was getting in the way of being able to get games, so the lousy lot of gobbos seemed the perfect choice for him to entertain himself watching them die, and had the added benefit of lowering his CR, he would soon be proven wrong.

Tart Green Cherries found themselves thrown to the wolves so to speak. A general disregard for their well-being permeated the coaching decisions, but miraculously, they won games. Furthermore, thus far they have out casualtied their opponents by a large margin, some point to their willingness to throw the boot, but hey, they are goblins, people, with the protection of tissue paper between them and the pearly gates, you might find yourself stomping on a few heads too!

<u><b>Tart Green Cherries:</b></u>
<b>TART</b> – Sour or Sharp, not tramp or trollop, but whatever helps you sleep at night. :o)
<b>GREEN</b> – goblinoid, unripe, or gangrenous.
<b>CHERRIES</b> – multiple succulent fruit, found in groups, easily squished, but with hard centers.

<u>Disclaimer:</u>

‘Oi and tanks fer pickin’ Tart Green Cherries as yer opponent. A funny ‘fing deez gobbo teemz, dey ‘av trollz fer biggunz, dat are reel dumm, and the git’z demselvz ar stunty (meenz dey get ‘urt ezzy) and dey don’t ware much kit. So deez gitz tenna throw da boot mor den mite seem natural. But dey gotz too! Just wanna warn any elferz dat fink deez boyz ain’t gonna put up a fite just cuz dey can’t pass and prancy aboot!

‘Ave fun, good luk, and may all yer blockz be skullz, and allyer dodges be 1’s!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Stomp yer 'Eadz
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   11 0 0 0 5 1 15/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
2
Nosh yer Nadz
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Guard
   11 0 0 0 9 1 23/31 160k
(110+50)k
  
3
Duk Martinez
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Guard
 n 10 0 4 0 2 0 16/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
4
Big Ben Tossesboogers
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Billy Tuff
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   10 1 2 0 1 2 19/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
6
Arvin Warhandel
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   11 1 2 0 1 1 14/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
7
Jim 'Mago' Maggio
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma 10 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Goober Gossage
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   8 1 1 0 1 1 11/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
9
Cameron Gooslou
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 n 10 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
10
Stomp'em Ded
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Mooly Dungblast
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Walta da Wanka
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   9 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
13
Shaddap Yuface
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Boo! Ya!
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Tim Burr!
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Upinyo Grill
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
16 players  
Coach: Da_Todfatha Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1500k (±260) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 105k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (4/1/6) |TD Diff:-6 (11 - 17) |Cas Diff:4 (21/12/2 - 19/9/3)
Last Opponent: Big Leap Theory
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Skaven31/1/11.3-2.02.3   1.0   0.0-1.7   1.3   0.3120k
Dark Elf21/0/11.0-1.51.0   1.0   1.0-1.5   0.0   0.5190k
Goblin21/0/11.0-1.03.5   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.5165k
Human10/0/11.0-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.040k
Ogre10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   3.0   0.0280k
Slann10/0/10.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-5.0   0.0   0.0130k
Wood Elf11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0180k
Total114/1/61.0-1.51.9   1.1   0.2-1.7   0.8   0.3155k