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| <b> Tales of the Grim Beards </b> <b> Entry 1 - 19 June 2005 </b> My name is Skorri, and the fact that I'm even writing this is despicable. Why should I bother? Some great Dwarf Lord told me that writing your thoughts helps "ease the anger and frustration m'lad". Well, here it is for all to see. We drew our first match, 0-0. What a good start! I chased down the ball carrier when he was in his own half of the field...barely inches from his own endzone. He got away, but I pursued him until he decided to let go of the ball. I didn't <i>want</i> the ball. I don't <i>care</i> about a stupid ball! I wanna bash some heads in!! One thing I can't understand about the beards on the team is that they seem to worry about the ball a lot, like it's some sort of "great treasure". I don't get it, it's like it's a greater treasure than any our fathers, forefathers, and great forefathers - Runesmiths all - have toiled long and hard in their Smithy's into the wee hours of the morning to make. It makes as much sense as chasing a Dragon over a cliff, really..... I admit I've chased a Dragon over a cliff once. Blood everywhere, bones out of sockets. Oh yes, it was terrible....the Dragon didn't stand a chance. Anyway, back to the story. Kurgash and Manglor did some bashin' too, so we'll be sharin' the XXXXXXX ale Ungrim - our captain - brewed up. Those beards deserve a toast! Bring back the biff! Why didn't I hurt someone? I was too busy tryin' to chase down the ball carrier - apparently that's what I'm meant to do, get the ball so our team can have it. Waste of good bashin' time if you ask me. Skorri <b>Entry 2 - June 25 2005</b> Well I got to bash some heads in! Drinks are on me tonight, lads!!! Skorri <b>Entry 3 - July 12 2006</b> Well it has certainly been a while since our last game. We travelled undergroung for a good 6 months before we found a skaven team who was willing to come topside for a game. What a game it was, all the walking here certainly kept all the lads fit, because we won the game! Oh.... I accidentally killed a rat.... It <i>was</i> an accident, I promise... Skorri |
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Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull Guard |
8 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8/16 | 100k
(115)k |
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| 2 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull Tackle, Guard |
8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 20/31 | 120k
(133)k |
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| 3 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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| 4 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Kick |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 90k
(105)k |
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| 5 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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| 6 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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| 7 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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| 8 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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| 9 |
Runner
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6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull +ST, Block |
8 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 24/31 | 150k
(168)k |
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| 10 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Block |
8 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10/16 | 100k
(105)k |
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| 11 |
Troll Slayer
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5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Strip Ball, Mighty Blow |
8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 16/31 | 130k
(145)k |
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| 12 |
Troll Slayer
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5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Mighty Blow |
5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12/16 | 110k
(125)k |
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| Games Played: | 8 (3/3/2) | | | TD Diff: | 1 (9 - 8) | | | Cas Diff: | 15 (10/5/2 - 1/1/0) |
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| Last Opponent: Rizzo and his famous Rats | |||||||
| Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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| Dark Elf | 1 | 0/1/0 | 0.0 | - | 0.0 | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | 0k |
| Amazon | 2 | 1/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 1.5 | 1.5 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | 205k |
| Chaos Dwarf | 2 | 0/1/1 | 0.5 | - | 1.5 | 1.5 0.5 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.5 0.0 | 80k |
| Norse | 1 | 0/1/0 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 0.0 2.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | -20k |
| Skaven | 1 | 1/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 1.0 | 1.0 0.0 1.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | 20k |
| Snotling | 1 | 1/0/0 | 3.0 | - | 0.0 | 2.0 1.0 1.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | 140k |
| Total | 8 | 3/3/2 | 1.1 | - | 1.0 | 1.3 0.6 0.3 | - | 0.1 0.1 0.0 | 89k |