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Pot Of Melting People (D.S.I.)
Retired [X2] Norse

The Pot of Melting People (D.S.I.) is the team of the Bloodbowl name sponsored by the DSI: The Institute of Dyselexic Spoonerists. They tend to confuse their opponents by putting arm their honor backwards, and even their backs are named spelt-ward. Who can their deedly dastard avoid? Only Will tells time!

<div style="display: inline; float: left; background-color: #000000; color: #ffffff; text-align: left; padding: 5px;"><br />1<br />2<br />3<br />4<br />5<br />6</div><div style="display: inline; float: left; background-color: #cccccc; color: #330000; text-align: left; padding: 5px;"><b>Minotaur</b>
BT / SF
Reroll/Claw
PO/Pro
Reroll/Block
Multi/Tent
Guard/Dodge</div>
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Guard/SF
MB/Dodge
PO/Leap
Tackle/DT
Pro/Dauntless
PB/Sprint</div>
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SS/JU
Dodge/DO
DT/Guard
PB/MB
Leap/NOS
DP/Dauntless</div>
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SH/Dodge
Accurate/NOS
DO/SA
PB/Guard
DP/MB
ST/SS</div>
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Tackle/MB
Kick/Guard
PB/Dodge
Strip/DT
Shadowing/SS
DP/Frenzy</div>
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1/20/06: Applying to the Chiddenheim Mallenge in the COCS for Ferruaby.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
His Work Is Burse Than His Wight
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
Piling On
 m 14 0 0 0 5 1 15/ 130k
(0)k
  
2
Lead Over Hells In Hover
Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
+MA, Mighty Blow, Guard
 n 15 0 2 0 8 3 37/ 160k
(108)k
  
3
Matt Over Minder
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   14 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 90k
(30)k
  
5
All Fails Are Sinul
Thrower
6 4 3 7
Block, Pass
+ST, Accurate
   11 6 4 0 1 2 30/ 140k
(138)k
  
6
A Bear In Thee Bonnet
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard
   10 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 110k
(60)k
  
7
A Rocket Full of Pie
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow
   6 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 110k
(50)k
  
9
Leak Before You Loop
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Kick, Dirty Player
 n 13 0 3 0 2 2 23/ 90k
(88)k
  
12
Brunch More Unto The Each IV
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(30)k
  
13
Tonight Is a Good Diet To Dine
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   14 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 50k
(30)k
  
14
The Early Gourd Bets The Worm III
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Guard
   2 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 80k
(60)k
  
16
Boogers Can't Be Chasers
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
Shadowing, +MA, Dirty Player
   14 1 5 0 3 2 32/ 120k
(140)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: AlcingRagaholic Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 35k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1400k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (7/1/7) |TD Diff:1 (22 - 21) |Cas Diff:-4 (18/17/8 - 18/23/6)
Last Opponent: Stumpee Stompaz
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen11/0/05.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.030k
Dwarf41/0/31.3-1.50.5   0.3   0.3-1.8   2.8   0.5-50k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-5.04.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.090k
Necromantic Horror11/0/01.0-0.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-40k
Norse11/0/02.0-1.00.0   4.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-10k
Old World20/0/20.5-2.01.0   1.0   0.5-0.5   1.5   1.0200k
Orc11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.080k
Shambling Undead42/1/11.5-1.01.3   1.3   0.8-1.3   1.8   0.530k
Total157/1/71.5-1.41.2   1.1   0.5-1.2   1.5   0.431k