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A bunch of 10 year olds and a toddler were bored one summer's afternoon. They were bored of playing football, climbing trees and making daisy chains. The had hours to kill before their mums had cooked them dinner and they weren't allowed any snacks before meal time.

They had nothing to do.

One of the ten year old's wanted to play dress-up. Not your usual mummies and daddies or doctors and nurses, but superheroes. But where were they going to get the costumes from?, i hear you ask.

They looked through their washing baskets, but found nothing.
They looked on other peoples washing lines, but found nothing.
They even contemplated mugging someone that walked past wearing costumes, but no-one did.
They had no costumes to play dress-up!

As they were walking home, a mysterious-looking elder overheard their desire to play dress-up, and he offered them superhero costumes that gave them real superhero powers!

They never knew that that man was a raving paedophile who liked watching children in lycra superman costumes...

Every day the man let the children wear his costumes, while he watched sweatily.

One day Mike's Dad saw the man watching his son, and went over to the elderly pervert and killed him in broad daylight.

Mike's Dad was convicted of murder and imprisoned, but the good news is that the 10 year olds and the toddler kept their costumes and their superpowers.

Two weeks later a bloodbowl league started in the nearby town and the kids, who had never seen such an amazing sport, decided unanimously to enter the league wearing their superhero costumes.

Their application was spurned at first, but they were let in when they told the organisers about their extraordinary suits.

And so they start their first game, and realised their suits were useless. They got the hell kicked out of them by Skaven. Skaven of all opponents, and without a Rat Ogre!

After the first 5 or 6 games they started getting their powers back...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(95)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick, Block
n 11 0 3 1 2 1 20/ 90k
(79)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  11 0 1 1 1 1 12/ 70k
(70)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
5
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
  13 1 10 0 0 2 41/ 130k
(163)k
 
6
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Strong Arm, Block
  13 31 1 0 0 1 39/ 140k
(155)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8   10 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 8   12 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50)k
 
9
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
  8 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 110k
(125)k
 
10
Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block
+ST, Guard
n 6 0 4 0 2 1 21/ 160k
(150)k
 
11
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 120k
(108)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 2 8
Kick
-ag 12 0 2 0 2 1 15/ 70k
(50)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  13 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 70k
(70)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Bardurnon Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (4/3/6) |TD Diff:-2 (25 - 27) |Cas Diff:4 (18/9/5 - 15/7/6)
Last Opponent: Fefos
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/1/01.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Dark Elf20/0/21.0-3.01.5   1.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.075k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-320k
Halfling11/0/03.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-480k
High Elf10/0/11.0-3.02.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   2.0180k
Necromantic Horror20/1/12.0-2.51.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   0.5   0.530k
Norse10/1/02.0-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0120k
Ogre11/0/04.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.00k
Skaven10/0/11.0-3.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   2.0-70k
Vampire10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-330k
Wood Elf11/0/04.0-2.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-100k
Total134/3/61.9-2.11.4   0.7   0.4-1.2   0.5   0.5-62k