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Society of the Mad Scientists
Roster [X] Wood Elf

<h3>NOW ACCEPTING PLAYER APPLICATIONS</h3>

The Department of Blood Bowl, one of several Departments/Programs within the School of Megalomania at Evil University invites applications for a <b>tenure track faculty position at the rank of Scoring Professor</b>. The Department serves approximately 120 undergraduate Physical Education majors and 400 additional students in Suicidal Chemistry, Construction of Ravaging Robots, and other advanced disciplines.

<b align="left">Responsibilities:</b>
Teach six (6) undergraduate level mad scientist courses; advise undergraduate students; become member of the varsity Blood Bowl team.

<b align="left">Qualifications:</b>
PhD degree or equivalent from accredited evil gradschool mandatory.
Evidence of failed experiments required; excellent record of unethical scientific research preferred. Candidates with interest in nuclear armageddon, cloning, world domination or reanimation of the dead are strongly encouraged to apply.

<b align="left">Salary:</b>
Competitive.

<i>Evil University is an equal opportunity employer</i>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Dr. Jack Griffin
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Kick
 m 20 1 2 0 0 1 12/16 90k
(0)k
  
4
The Thing
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Piling On
 n 46 0 0 1 10 1 27/31 150k
(117)k
  
5
Dr. August Hopper
Lineman
7 2 4 7 -st 29 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(45)k
  
6
Dr. Frank N. Stein
Catcher
9 2 4 6
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step
 -av 11 1 7 0 0 1 27/31 130k
(95)k
  
7
Q
Lineman
7 3 4 6
Block
 -av 12 1 1 0 0 2 14/16 90k
(75)k
  
8
Dr. Evil
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Dauntless, Tackle
   10 0 4 0 3 1 23/31 170k
(128)k
  
9
Dr. Moriarty
Thrower
7 3 5 7
Pass
Accurate, Strong Arm, +AG
   19 20 0 0 1 4 42/51 180k
(155)k
  
10
Dr. Faust
Lineman
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, +MA, Leap
   43 3 6 0 0 7 56/76 160k
(168)k
  
11
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Lineman
9 3 4 7
+MA, +MA, Block
 n 43 5 5 0 4 4 48/51 150k
(123)k
  
12
Dr. Moreau
Lineman
7 3 4 6 -av 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(55)k
  
13
Dr. Jack Griffith
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(0)k
  
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Bunyip Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 160k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:46 (25/8/13) |TD Diff:43 (121 - 78) |Cas Diff:-115 (13/21/6 - 84/53/18)
Last Opponent: That Stinks!
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/0/20.5-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.5   0.0-5k
Chaos Chosen73/2/22.3-1.40.3   0.3   0.0-2.1   1.3   0.3-6k
Chaos Dwarf21/0/11.5-1.50.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-160k
Dark Elf42/1/13.0-2.50.3   0.8   0.3-1.5   1.0   0.0-8k
Dwarf11/0/03.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-30k
Elven Union11/0/05.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-70k
Halfling10/0/12.0-3.00.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-80k
High Elf11/0/04.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0210k
Human32/1/03.0-2.31.0   0.3   0.3-1.0   1.3   0.017k
Lizardmen20/2/02.5-2.50.0   1.0   0.0-1.5   1.0   2.0-50k
Necromantic Horror21/1/03.5-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.0   2.055k
Norse11/0/03.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.080k
Nurgle10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   0.0340k
Ogre22/0/03.5-0.50.0   0.0   0.5-2.5   1.5   0.535k
Orc63/0/32.0-1.50.2   0.5   0.0-1.7   2.5   0.5-37k
Shambling Undead21/0/13.0-2.50.5   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0235k
Skaven32/0/12.7-2.30.0   1.7   0.3-1.7   0.3   0.0137k
Tomb Kings33/0/03.3-0.00.3   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.3   0.3163k
Vampire10/1/02.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.010k
Wood Elf11/0/05.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-160k
Total4625/8/132.6-1.70.3   0.5   0.1-1.8   1.2   0.426k