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Slap Happys
Retired [X2] Dark Elf

The Slap Happys are the biggest bunch of Ho slappng Dark Elves this
world has ever seen. They tend to also get slapped around when they
go up against any kind of male team.

The Ho-Dance team lead all fan cheers with these nifty little numbers:
-Slap that Ho! Slap that Ho! Waaaaaaay toooo goooo!.
-Slap that Ho now, Slap that Ho now, Slap that Ho now for not making her payment!
-

5 players have aged on this team so far. 3 niggles, 2-MA.
Also I have had 9 +attributes so far.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Charleston
Lineman
5 4 5 8
+ST, Mighty Blow, +AG
 -ma 20 2 2 0 9 1 31/ 190k
(183)k
  
2
Turner
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Tackle
   21 1 1 0 6 4 36/ 130k
(140)k
  
4
Quartermane
Lineman
6 3 4 8   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
5
Wendel
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Tackle
 m 21 1 1 0 1 2 16/ 110k
(0)k
  
6
Jermane
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(115)k
  
7
Lyle
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   21 1 1 0 0 2 14/ 90k
(90)k
  
8
Herbert
Lineman
6 3 4 7 -av 9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(50)k
  
9
Wally
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   20 2 4 0 3 1 25/ 110k
(125)k
  
10
Abraham
Blitzer
7 4 6 8
Block
+AG, +ST, +AG
 n, n 20 8 6 0 5 2 46/ 230k
(165)k
  
11
Gerald
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
   17 0 2 0 3 0 12/ 120k
(138)k
  
12
Cardinal
Blitzer
8 3 5 8
Block
+AG, +MA, Dodge
 n 20 8 7 0 3 0 35/ 190k
(165)k
  
14
Petrov
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
Nerves of Steel
   11 15 0 0 0 0 15/ 120k
(115)k
  
15
Mertle
Witch Elf
7 3 5 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
+AG, Block
   13 2 2 1 2 2 24/ 170k
(195)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: keggiemckill Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1930k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (9/2/10) |TD Diff:-5 (35 - 40) |Cas Diff:-5 (27/11/4 - 25/19/3)
Last Opponent: Dark Stones
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/1/11.0-3.01.5   0.5   0.5-1.5   2.0   0.085k
Dark Elf52/0/31.8-2.21.4   0.4   0.2-1.2   0.8   0.246k
Chaos Chosen21/0/12.0-2.51.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.050k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0140k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-60k
Halfling11/0/02.0-1.03.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-230k
High Elf10/0/11.0-4.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-50k
Norse11/0/02.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   1.0220k
Orc21/1/02.0-0.51.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.040k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0120k
Skaven31/0/22.0-2.30.7   0.7   0.3-0.7   0.7   0.323k
Wood Elf11/0/03.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Total219/2/101.7-1.91.3   0.5   0.2-1.2   0.9   0.137k