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Jet Strikers
Retired [X] Human

Surely one of the unluckiest teams around. Now holds personal records of its failings.

Recently, during just the first half of a game, the Jet Strikers suffered 7 Knockouts and 1 Badly Hurt result. Despite this though, they managed to concede just one touchdown in the half.

Puffinmagician(an ag3 thrower with safe hands) managed to fail all pickups in a game.

So far, there have been 2 deaths. Benny died in his 2nd game, but was soon reincarnated as Benny mk II. His reincarnation was short lived however, with Benny mk II dying just a handful of games later.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Puffinmagician
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   13 9 0 0 2 0 13/ 90k
(70)k
  
2
TheRover
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow
   15 0 1 0 4 0 11/ 110k
(95)k
  
3
Epoch
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
   15 0 1 0 1 4 25/ 90k
(95)k
  
4
Andres von Reinholt
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   15 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(70)k
  
5
The Flamin Sheep
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Diving Catch, Dauntless
 n, m 13 1 7 1 1 1 31/ 140k
(0)k
  
6
Tumbleweed
Lineman
6 3 3 8   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
7
magi
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(75)k
  
8
Bistromatic
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Multiple Block, Guard
 m 7 0 0 0 7 1 19/ 160k
(0)k
  
9
Buzz
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(75)k
  
10
Myself
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Diving Catch
 n 14 0 3 0 0 1 14/ 90k
(50)k
  
11
Sarnaen
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
   15 1 1 0 2 0 8/ 80k
(80)k
  
12
Benny mk3
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(50)k
  
13
HighMarshal
Lineman
6 3 3 8   14 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 50k
(50)k
  
15
CptHansKreuger
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   14 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 110k
(105)k
  
16
Spirit of Bone
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
 n 14 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 70k
(58)k
  
13 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: benninstein Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1390k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (4/4/7) |TD Diff:-10 (15 - 25) |Cas Diff:-8 (12/12/5 - 19/13/5)
Last Opponent: Former SMACK contestants
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Necromantic Horror20/1/10.5-1.00.5   0.0   0.5-1.5   0.5   0.555k
Chaos Chosen20/1/10.5-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.5   0.5   0.5-110k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/00.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.010k
Dwarf11/0/02.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0140k
Goblin11/0/02.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Human20/0/21.0-3.51.0   1.5   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.565k
Norse20/1/11.5-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.5   1.0   0.0-25k
Orc10/0/10.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   0.060k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-4.00.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.060k
Skaven11/0/03.0-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.090k
Tomb Kings11/0/01.0-0.01.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   3.0   0.060k
Total154/4/71.0-1.70.8   0.8   0.3-1.3   0.9   0.325k