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Out in the Northern Hills among "da richest tribes" a rather methodical and rather "maadd" Doc decided <b><i>"it waaz time to do someting for da glory of da tribe"</i></b>. This Doc Aspwin, renowned for crazy ideas and really good headache cure that involve a hammer and the patients kneecap, gathered together a rough and ready band of greenskinz <b><i>"to take on da whorled"</i></b>. He decided not only to take along big and bad orks nut also little gretichn. Much to the dismay of his bigg'uns who just shuck their heads muttering <b><i>"whatch want with dem, de could not even scare a humie"</i></b>. Surely the Doc has a plan for the snievly, shroomed up gobbos. Although nobody saw the famous Doc for a first six games, he is <b>BACK</b>! Performance was <b><i>"like ponzzi, pranzi elvies"</i></b> and so it is good that he is <b><u>back</u></b>, that he has built up a head of steam, he has comback truelly <b><u><font color="004000">mean & green</font></u></b>. And the first thing he did is fire former thrower Shrabgut Eyethrower and made him <b><i>"'iz assidant couch"</i></b>, Shrabgut has the honourable job of either organising a seat for the Doc or being a seat for the Doc! Da Doc seemed to have struck a cord with da boyz. The longest <i><b>"streak"</i></b> in team history - <font color="004000"><b>4 games unbeaten</b></font> has just been set, but maybe the ol'boyz have not quite caught on that <i>not loosing</i> is not the same as <b><i>winning!</i></b> and after a long explanation by the doc - that involved lots of hammering with <i><b>medikal sledge</b></i>- they lost. <h3><i>Whtaz up Doc!</i></h3> How will the boyz start scoring again, can they continue to relie on their troll? - Seemingly they can, in the last game Shonbut Elfmandrink came through again. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard |
  | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 25/ | 120k
(128)k |
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2 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Guard, Stand Firm |
  | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 23/ | 130k
(128)k |
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3 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Stand Firm |
  | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/ | 110k
(100)k |
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4 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block +MA |
  | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7/ | 110k
(105)k |
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5 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Stand Firm, Mighty Blow |
  | 22 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 29/ | 130k
(105)k |
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6 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Tackle |
  | 25 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 31/ | 140k
(128)k |
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7 |
Lineman
|
5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | +ST |
  | 24 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 14/ | 100k
(125)k |
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8 |
Lineman
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Guard |
  | 25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 13/ | 80k
(80)k |
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9 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard, Mighty Blow |
  | 14 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 25/ | 120k
(115)k |
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10 |
Thrower
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Accurate |
  | 7 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11/ | 90k
(60)k |
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11 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Catch, Sprint |
  | 23 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 16/ | 80k
(45)k |
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12 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Sure Feet, Leap |
  | 24 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 24/ | 80k
(35)k |
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13 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate Guard, +AG |
  | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 22/ | 160k
(143)k |
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14 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(15)k |
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15 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 |   | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80)k |
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Games Played: | 25 (6/7/12) | | | TD Diff: | -17 (24 - 41) | | | Cas Diff: | -5 (23/11/6 - 23/15/7) |
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Last Opponent: Aachenburg Checkered Shirts |
Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
Ogre | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 2.0 | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 0.0 1.0 | -100k |
Amazon | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 3.0 | 0.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 0.0 0.0 | 0k |
Chaos Chosen | 4 | 1/1/2 | 1.0 | - | 1.5 | 0.5 0.3 0.3 | - | 0.8 0.8 0.5 | -65k |
Dark Elf | 2 | 0/1/1 | 1.5 | - | 2.5 | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 1.5 1.0 0.0 | -15k |
Dwarf | 2 | 1/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 0.5 0.0 | 205k |
Norse | 2 | 0/0/2 | 0.0 | - | 2.5 | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.5 1.0 1.0 | 135k |
Orc | 6 | 1/3/2 | 0.7 | - | 1.0 | 1.0 0.2 0.2 | - | 1.0 0.3 0.0 | 37k |
Shambling Undead | 1 | 1/0/0 | 3.0 | - | 2.0 | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 1.0 1.0 | 470k |
Skaven | 2 | 1/1/0 | 2.0 | - | 1.0 | 1.5 1.0 0.5 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | -70k |
Tomb Kings | 2 | 1/0/1 | 0.5 | - | 1.0 | 1.5 0.5 0.5 | - | 1.0 0.5 0.5 | 15k |
Wood Elf | 2 | 0/1/1 | 1.5 | - | 3.0 | 1.0 0.5 1.0 | - | 0.5 1.5 0.0 | -170k |
Total | 25 | 6/7/12 | 1.0 | - | 1.6 | 0.9 0.4 0.2 | - | 0.9 0.6 0.3 | 21k |