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Roster [S] Nurglings

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!
~Ralph Puke

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THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A DP!
(I don't mind fouling, but I hate the DP!)

THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A STAR PLAYER!

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Reality is an illusion created by a lack of good alcohol!
~Ralph Puke
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ralph Puke III
Beast
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Block, Tackle
   7 0 0 0 8 0 16/31 180k
(120+60)k
  
2
Thomas Snot IV
Beast
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
Cindy Sewerhole
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   25 0 1 0 0 5 28/31 100k
(40+60)k
  
4
Billy Belch
Nurgling
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
+AG, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   56 1 6 0 1 3 36/51 130k
(40+90)k
  
5
Bobbie Boibanger
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Side Step
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
6
Alice Arse
Nurgling
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
+AG, Side Step, Sprint, Sure Feet
   50 3 11 0 6 2 58/76 160k
(40+120)k
  
7
Kyle Crotchrotz
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Johnny Jockstrap
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Karla Grabgiver
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Lenny Lunchstealer
Nurgling
5 3 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
+ST
   13 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
11
Betty Ballbuster
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   11 0 1 0 1 3 20/31 100k
(40+60)k
  
12
Dick Head
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Side Step
   11 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
13
Tiki
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Harry Crotch
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   14 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
15
Daououd
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Bobby Ballsack
Nurgling
5 3 1 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Block, +ST, Guard, Side Step
 -ag 49 0 3 0 14 4 57/76 160k
(40+120)k
  
16 players  
Coach: VinnieSpleenmasher Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Nurglings Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 1930k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1930k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:57 (24/10/23) |TD Diff:-3 (50 - 53) |Cas Diff:-63 (102/55/21 - 123/77/41)
Last Opponent: Festive Hats
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Goblin Cheaters63/1/20.7-0.71.3   0.2   0.0-1.3   1.0   0.8438k
Albion Fae32/0/11.3-2.01.0   1.7   0.7-2.3   1.0   0.7500k
Chaos Halfling133/3/70.6-1.12.0   0.7   0.3-2.1   1.1   0.7309k
Gnome22/0/02.5-0.01.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.5   1.5460k
Goblin20/0/20.0-1.53.5   1.0   0.0-2.5   4.0   0.0-225k
Halfling30/2/11.0-1.72.0   1.7   0.7-2.0   1.3   0.7263k
Nurglings84/3/10.9-0.52.0   1.1   0.3-3.1   1.8   0.8-25k
Pygmy72/1/40.6-1.11.7   1.3   0.3-2.9   2.0   0.6-70k
Skink11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0840k
Skryre Slaves53/0/21.0-0.82.0   1.4   0.4-1.6   1.4   1.0306k
Snotling32/0/11.3-0.71.3   2.0   0.3-1.7   0.3   1.3397k
Squig Herders11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   3.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-260k
Strigoyan31/0/21.0-1.02.0   0.3   1.0-2.7   1.7   0.0380k
Total5724/10/230.9-0.91.8   1.0   0.4-2.2   1.4   0.7231k