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Dwarf Cloggers
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Blood Bowl has just become too much fun: it should never be this way. Too much running around, and passing, and dodging, and leaping, and even <b><i>scoring</i></b>. It's just not right …

Who else can save us from this dreadful state of affairs but dwarves? My beloved dwarves: always my favoured team in BB - not in spite of - but because of their utter dreariness. Come, all you brave, dull, misunderstood dwarves: clog up the pitch; compress the play; stick the ball up your jerseys and make the other team forget it ever existed.

These dwarves have two game plans: smash the opposition off the pitch while advancing slowly; and bore the opponent into submission. Touchdowns? Maybe - there's plenty of time in the second half for all that malarkey.

Marvel as the might of the Dwarf Cloggers drains all the fun out of the game!

Strategy notes:
- Runners have access to passing skills!? What for?
- This team won't foul: unless you have a player the dwarves dislike who is lying prone on the pitch within movement range of a dwarf or five.
Oh, and they dislike everyone …
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gert 'More tattoo than dwarf now'
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Pro
   14 0 1 0 6 2 25/ 130k
(65)k
  
2
Rolf 'The Thinker'
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
   10 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 130k
(75)k
  
3
Kurt Wyrdhelm
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
   9 1 2 0 0 0 7/ 100k
(80)k
  
4
Gardan, whose bravery is a finite resource
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(50)k
  
5
Oleg Shortlegs
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Dodge
   13 6 2 0 0 0 12/ 110k
(70)k
  
6
Red 'Tunnelrat' Ragor
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block
 m 14 3 2 0 0 0 9/ 100k
(0)k
  
7
Fritz 'The Clogger'
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   13 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 90k
(50)k
  
8
Gevor, dwarf of infinite jest
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(20)k
  
10
Ori Lackwit
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   14 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 90k
(50)k
  
11
Kolald Goblinthrottler
Longbeard
5 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+MA
   14 0 1 0 1 2 15/ 100k
(50)k
  
12
Jark Yellowbeard
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   11 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(20)k
  
13
Derrik, the lonely dwarf
Longbeard
5 3 3 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+MA, +AG
   14 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 140k
(95)k
  
14
Engelbrekt, puncher of clocks
Longbeard
4 3 4 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+AG, +AG
   14 0 2 0 2 2 20/ 150k
(105)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: pac Re-Rolls (80k): 5  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1610k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (4/1/9) |TD Diff:-12 (10 - 22) |Cas Diff:3 (14/5/6 - 11/9/2)
Last Opponent: Bogazoo Gangaa
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Orc11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Chaos Dwarf20/0/20.0-2.00.5   0.5   0.5-0.5   2.5   0.025k
Dark Elf11/0/03.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-90k
Dwarf20/0/20.0-2.00.5   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.5-25k
High Elf10/0/10.0-3.02.0   0.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Human21/0/10.5-1.02.0   0.0   0.5-0.0   1.0   0.055k
Nurgle10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-30k
Ogre11/0/02.0-0.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-120k
Shambling Undead10/0/11.0-3.00.0   1.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Skaven10/0/10.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.050k
Tomb Kings10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.0-80k
Total144/1/90.7-1.61.0   0.4   0.4-0.8   0.6   0.1-17k