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A rat called Basil (TE)
Retired [X2] Skaven


Progression: None
If you want to know what all this is about then...

http://www.fawltysite.net/index.htm

Mosey on over there. Classic British comedy, hilariously funny for those not dead from the neck up (as such, I don't know if the Americans generally would 'get it' though of course they have their own fine comedies...)

Well worth hunting down from the usual sources. Ebay, local video store, car boot sales from the guy in the sheepskin coat that is never there two weeks in a row cause trading standards are onto him etc.

The team was created to represent ENGLAND in the International Stable league, with my fellow coaches Mikafreak (gor blimey, god bless 'er cotton socks, guv) and G_Force (a right and proper gentleman ee is, innee, eh?), Mika being the Team Captain and responsible for chucking us in at the deep end.

Gawd only knows how I got stuck with an 'agile' team - well, ok, I asked for it, if only for a change cause I figured in a non-progressive league bashing teams were limited - they either did well with the blocks or... they lost. And my luck is like that. Heck, the dice are like that. If you don't get them on the day, they get you. With a vengeance.

So here's hoping Team England get the luck we don't get in every major International Football tournament, especially in those pesky penalty shoot outs! Nnngh!

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THIS IS A TEAM TO PLAY IN THE INTERNATIONAL STABLE LEAGUE NOT FOR CHERRY PICKERS TO SMASH INTO THE FLOOR. DON'T OFFER ME A GAME WITH YOUR +30TR CHAOS WHATEVER DWARF BLAH BLAH AND CALL ME A PUSSY FOR NOT PLAYING ETC, BECAUSE THE I-S-L IS A NON PROGRESSIVE LEAGUE AND YOU ARE AN IDIOT FOR ASKING ME EVEN THOUGH I PUT THIS STUFF IN CAPS, OK?

Dumbass :P :D Now go find a nice Elf team so you can smash their teeth in, eh? Sock it to 'em :P

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Basil Fawlty
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(95)k
  
2
Basil the Rat
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(90)k
  
3
Sybil Fawlty
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
   2 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 80k
(90)k
  
4
Polly Sherman
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
   2 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 80k
(90)k
  
5
Manuel eee from Barcelona
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
   2 4 0 0 0 0 4/ 70k
(90)k
  
6
Terry the Chef
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
7
Miss Gatsby
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(55)k
  
8
Miss Tibbs
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(55)k
  
9
Major Gowan
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(55)k
  
10
Don't mention the war
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
11
Dodgy Kippers
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
12
Talking Moose Head
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Meetgrinder Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 1  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (1/0/1) |TD Diff:0 (5 - 5) |Cas Diff:-2 (3/0/1 - 4/1/1)
Last Opponent: Vils Orcs Puants (FR)
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Wood Elf10/0/13.0-4.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.00k
Orc11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   1.0   0.00k
Total21/0/12.5-2.51.5   0.0   0.5-2.0   0.5   0.50k