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Roster [L] Dark Elf

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Quoth
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Bleak December
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
   6 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
4
Darkness
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Guard, Dodge
   6 3 2 0 1 1 16/31 150k
(100+50)k
  
9
Nevermore
Lineman
6 3 4 8   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Lenore
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   6 0 2 0 2 2 20/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
11
Pallas
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   6 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
12
Morrow
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Wrestle
   6 3 1 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
13
Unbroken
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick
   6 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
14
Beguiling
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player, Guard
 m 6 0 1 0 2 2 17/31 120k
(0)k
  
15
Doubtless
Lineman
6 3 4 8   6 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
16
Prophet
Lineman
6 3 4 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
17
Robert Hardhawk
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: bananaman Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1300k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1420k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (3/3/0) |TD Diff:9 (12 - 3) |Cas Diff:2 (4/3/2 - 5/2/0)
Last Opponent: Skyrim FC
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/03.0-0.00.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-90k
Chaos Chosen31/2/01.7-0.71.0   0.3   0.0-0.7   0.3   0.0197k
Chaos Pact10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.030k
Norse11/0/03.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-30k
Total63/3/02.0-0.50.7   0.5   0.3-0.8   0.3   0.083k