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Got Midgets
Roster [X] Dwarf

It hasn't happened yet, but I can see this team catching some flack for it's name. It took me a while to come up with the name of this team. "The Singer Midgets", original troupe name of the midgets from the Wizard of Oz, and LPA (Little People of America), ex. LPA DOA, popped up. All other ideas were scrapped when I found a picture of Puppet the Psycho Dwarf wearing a "Got Midgets?" t-shirt. I also found that he's selling them online. I couldn't resist.

It is not my intention to demean the 'little people' of the world. None of my players are fictional. All are real, for better or for worse. As I get a chance, I will have their bios updated with reference information.

The only requirements to be a memeber of my team:

<b>1. Must be real
2. Must be a "little person"
3. Must be unique or interesting
4. Must have a clear, discernable, downloadable picture available</b>

I won't judge the members of my team. Some would say that Bridget and Beetlejuice are less than stellar ambassadors for people of their stature. All I care about is how they perform on the pitch.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blixx
Troll Slayer
5 3 1 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Strip Ball
 -ag, m 17 0 1 0 6 1 20/31 130k
(0)k
  
3
Lil' Killa
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Dodge, Stand Firm
   11 1 1 0 1 4 26/31 140k
(135)k
  
4
POD
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
   3 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 100k
(115)k
  
5
Lenny the Giant
Runner
6 3 4 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+AG, Block
   12 2 8 0 0 0 26/31 140k
(138)k
  
6
Wee Robbie
Runner
6 4 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+ST, Block, Shadowing, Tackle
   29 2 12 0 5 3 63/76 190k
(205)k
  
7
Randall
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Kick, Mighty Blow
   38 1 1 1 15 2 46/51 130k
(155)k
  
8
Meatball
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
9
Warwick Davis
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(75)k
  
10
Marty Klebba
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
12
Wee Man
Longbeard
4 3 3 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+AG
   33 0 1 1 2 1 14/16 110k
(123)k
  
13
Beetlejuice
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Piling On, Guard
   31 0 1 1 11 3 42/51 130k
(158)k
  
15
Dave the Dwarf
Longbeard
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+ST, Mighty Blow
 n 24 0 0 0 5 4 30/31 140k
(133)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: hark130 Re-Rolls (80k): 5  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 7  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 1770k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:39 (16/6/17) |TD Diff:-5 (47 - 52) |Cas Diff:8 (47/33/13 - 42/29/14)
Last Opponent: Da Kannuhball Soo-sy-uh-tee
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.040k
Chaos Chosen64/0/21.7-0.81.5   0.5   0.5-1.5   1.2   0.5-143k
Chaos Dwarf41/1/20.8-1.81.5   0.3   0.3-1.5   1.0   0.8-33k
Dark Elf21/1/01.5-0.51.5   2.5   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.535k
Elven Union20/1/11.5-2.52.5   0.5   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.0-325k
High Elf11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-40k
Human52/0/31.2-1.61.8   1.2   0.2-0.6   0.4   0.066k
Necromantic Horror44/0/01.5-0.30.8   1.5   0.3-0.8   0.0   0.390k
Norse10/0/11.0-2.03.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-40k
Nurgle10/0/11.0-3.00.0   1.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.0170k
Orc81/2/50.8-1.50.6   0.5   0.3-1.4   1.3   0.5-9k
Shambling Undead31/1/11.3-1.30.0   1.3   0.3-1.3   1.3   0.070k
Wood Elf10/0/11.0-3.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.060k
Total3916/6/171.2-1.31.2   0.8   0.3-1.1   0.7   0.4-14k