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Retired [X2] Ogre

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of good alcohol!
~Ralph Puke

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THIS TEAM WILL ACCEPT ALL CHALLENGES!


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MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!
1-11-06 Ogres vs. High Elves
Khaile's comments says it all about dice games:
This was a game with more ones than I could count. I don't think I have failed that many pickups and GFIs in the same game. VinnieSpleenmasher suffered the same jinxed dice, though, so the game ended 0-0. If it hadn't been for some unexpected BHs in the end, nobody would have received any SPPs except for the MVPs.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Big Rock Warthog Ale
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
 n 22 0 0 0 4 3 23/ 160k
(133)k
  
2
Guinness
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Break Tackle
   23 0 3 0 3 3 30/ 170k
(155)k
  
3
Heineken
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
   23 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 140k
(143)k
  
4
Budweiser
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Break Tackle
   23 0 2 0 6 1 23/ 170k
(155)k
  
5
Anchor Steam
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(120)k
  
7
Miller Light
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Side Step
   21 0 3 0 1 1 16/ 90k
(45)k
  
10
Yuengling
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Tackle
 n 15 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 100k
(38)k
  
11
50 Ale
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   15 0 2 0 1 3 23/ 80k
(45)k
  
12
Asahi
Ogre
4 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
 -ma 19 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 140k
(138)k
  
13
Trout Slayer
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
   11 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 140k
(143)k
  
14
Foster's Lager
Ogre
5 6 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
+ST
 n 11 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 170k
(121)k
  
15
Tooheys
Ogre
5 6 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, +ST
   8 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 200k
(158)k
  
12 players  
Coach: VinnieSpleenmasher Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2070k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (9/3/11) |TD Diff:-10 (21 - 31) |Cas Diff:-6 (27/10/4 - 17/25/5)
Last Opponent: Big Bad Voodoo
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Vampire10/0/11.0-2.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.080k
Amazon10/0/11.0-3.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   3.0   0.0560k
Dark Elf11/0/01.0-0.05.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0870k
Elven Union10/0/11.0-2.02.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   2.0   1.0-10k
High Elf20/1/10.0-1.00.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.065k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-5.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-40k
Norse11/0/01.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0410k
Nurgle21/0/11.0-1.50.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.095k
Ogre11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   4.0   1.070k
Orc52/0/31.0-0.80.6   0.0   0.0-0.4   0.8   0.0364k
Shambling Undead10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   3.0   1.0-200k
Skaven22/0/01.5-0.50.5   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.0130k
Wood Elf41/1/21.0-2.01.5   0.8   0.3-0.8   0.8   0.3170k
Total239/3/110.9-1.31.2   0.4   0.2-0.7   1.1   0.2210k