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Better Than Sex
Retired [S] Chaos Halfling

We have understand the meaning of life. It's senseless violence.
That's why we gigolos and playboys (well most of us) have stopped having sex
and focus our energy for more important things..
..well almost all of us..
Britney have slipped from our holy celibacy..
..and some teammates with her. Not to mention any names.
Anyway, if u want to get some asswhip..err..kicking.. just call us
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gynther "Big"
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block
   5 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 170k
(140+30)k
  
2
Bablo "Gigolo"
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
3
Lenny "Lovemachine"
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Side Step
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
4
Peter "Bzz Bzz"
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Prince Wiener
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   5 0 1 0 1 2 15/ 55k
(35+20)k
  
6
"Hot Stuff" Hank
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
7
Harry "the Hopeful"
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
8
"Pantyhose" Bill
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
9
Johnson
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
10
"All Nigth Long" Al
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
11
Peter Spanky
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
12
Henry "the Horsesausage"
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
13
Britney "Oops I Did It Again"
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
14
Danny "Just do IT"
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
15
Homer "Handlove"
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 1 0 0 2/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
16
Bobo "The Big"
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
16 players  
Coach: thedemon Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1290k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1290k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (2/2/1) |TD Diff:2 (3 - 1) |Cas Diff:-5 (6/4/2 - 10/6/1)
Last Opponent: Dirrrty Fowlers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Gnoblar11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-330k
Chaos Halfling20/2/00.0-0.01.5   1.0   1.0-1.5   1.5   0.0-135k
Goblin Cheaters10/0/10.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.060k
Pygmy11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.080k
Total52/2/10.6-0.21.2   0.8   0.4-2.0   1.2   0.2-92k