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Groovy Grass Blowers III
Retired [X] Halfling

In 2005 a Psychodelic halfling comunity was sent to prison by a military court for a groovy crime they didn't commit.
These little ones promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Blood Bowl underground. Today, still wanted by the witch hunters, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you want to smoke, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can play... The Groovy Grass Blowers.

This hookah smoking halfling community is famed of there harvests off groovy grass crops ( Spirit Grass), and psychodelic mushrooms. The witch hunters grown supisious of there freaky rituals, weird herbs and bizare music so they were chased out of "The Empire", and afterwards out of "Bretonia". If the Witch Huters would find catch them they would trully be killed for witchcraft.
Now they are living deep inside Ogre territory and are protected by "Greasus Goldtooth" himself in return of some of the proffit they make from the Grass Sales.
There community is living inside a volcanic mountain cave. They keep the mountain happy by burning a lot of spirt grass each year in the "Branch Stick"-festival.
This festival is held inside there own stadion (Itchycoo Park Stadion) deep within the mountains.

They started a Blood Bowl team to smuggle there merchandise all over the world. They are actually spreading the love!!! and peace!!!
The witch hunters won't dare interfere in blood bowl bussiness. But Occasionaly they form a team in hope to murder everyone of this dude squad... Keeping the world free from "the addictive hippy movement".

"Lustrian Haze", "Loren Weed", "Blond Batchelor", "Happy Muchies" are only a few of there trademarks.
They are a symbole of the underground movement and are always accompanied by Underground Muscians. The performers that play before and after the game are better then the team itselve.
Favoured bands are : "Dock Bylan", "The Thumbling Rocks", "Scutt McKinzy", "Metal Catterpillar" and "Jefferson Gyrocopter".

This is one of the only halfling teams that is lacking a "Master Cheff". This team has a "Pot-Meister". The "Pot-Meister" keeps the stach save, and his intoxicating smoke disturbs the other team.
Groovy Grass Blowers never sit in a "Reserve Box", they call it "the chill room". The KO'D box is used for people that have Bad Trips and the dead and seriously injured just go to "the wasted box".
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Friendly Tree II
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle, Piling On
 -ag 67 0 0 0 25 4 70/ 190k
(174)k
  
2
Caring Tree IV
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   17 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 130k
(114)k
  
3
Fly Dude V
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
4
Truckin' Dude V
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
5
Da Spliff Dude IX
Halfling
5 1 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
 -st, -av, m 12 1 2 0 1 2 19/ 70k
(0)k
  
7
Blow Dude V
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   3 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 60k
(50)k
  
8
Grass Dude VIII
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
  
9
Mocking Dude IV
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 m 15 0 2 0 2 0 10/ 50k
(0)k
  
10
Trippy Dude VII
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
 -ma 18 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 70k
(40)k
  
11
Smokin' Dude II
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step, Sure Feet
 -ma, n, m 45 0 7 0 2 3 40/ 90k
(0)k
  
12
Hookah Dude V
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 4 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 30k
(0)k
  
13
Groovy Vibe Dude V
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   8 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 50k
(20)k
  
14
Love Dude VI
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   15 1 3 0 0 1 15/ 60k
(50)k
  
15
Fly Dude VI
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 30k
(15)k
  
16
Music Dude II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(15)k
  
11 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: kwèk Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 5  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1220k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:74 (36/12/26) |TD Diff:20 (114 - 94) |Cas Diff:-51 (96/62/32 - 109/83/49)
Last Opponent: Amazings
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/2/01.5-1.50.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.5625k
Chaos Chosen113/3/51.3-1.31.5   1.0   0.8-1.2   1.6   0.7170k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   3.0290k
Dark Elf63/2/11.5-1.31.7   0.2   0.3-2.2   1.2   0.2140k
Elven Union20/0/20.5-1.52.0   1.0   0.0-1.5   2.0   0.5200k
Goblin10/0/11.0-3.00.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.0100k
Halfling10/1/01.0-1.05.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   1.090k
High Elf53/0/21.6-2.21.8   0.8   0.6-1.2   0.8   0.4196k
Human10/0/10.0-4.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   1.0150k
Lizardmen94/2/31.4-1.11.1   1.1   0.4-1.3   0.6   0.7229k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-1.02.0   2.0   0.0-6.0   2.0   3.0580k
Norse21/0/10.5-1.51.0   0.0   0.5-2.0   2.0   1.5190k
Nurgle64/0/22.2-0.71.2   1.2   0.3-2.2   1.3   0.5250k
Ogre97/1/12.0-0.71.1   0.3   0.2-1.0   0.7   0.9184k
Orc10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.0310k
Shambling Undead21/0/11.0-1.01.0   1.5   0.5-1.5   1.0   0.5155k
Skaven75/0/22.3-1.10.7   1.0   0.4-0.4   0.7   0.9231k
Tomb Kings11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0220k
Wood Elf63/1/21.3-1.51.7   1.7   0.7-1.3   1.3   0.2300k
Total7436/12/261.5-1.31.3   0.8   0.4-1.5   1.1   0.7222k