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Blitzing Brothers
Retired [X] Dark Elf

Winner of Fumbbl Cup V SA Qualifiers

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The workplace of fumbbl's worst apothecary!

Out of my 26 latest games my apothecary has failed 44% of all attempts! I didnt have time to check the rest of the 31 games but im sure the worthless success rate of my apothecary is about the same for these games as well. So my question is: WTF is happening? Why does my apo keep failing match, after match, after match, after match, after match when I just want to try and build up this team a little bit????? Im so tired of my extremly bad luck with this apo that im probably gonna sack the entire team soon and maybe quit fumbbl aswell (yes, this apo makes me so angry that it even removes the fun from playing other teams).
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Old update: The apo is a lot better now (down to 40% from 50%) but that doesnt help me much when I also have so unlucky money rolls and injury rolls =/

Old update2: Just said the apo was doing better but no not more than ONE game after that my apo starts failing again. Played against a simple dark elf team with no mb and only 1 tackle. After two turns he makes a cas, kills, and apo fails (yes, this is just a single case but it happens every match). Im absolutely 100% sure that this is the MOST unlucky team on whole fumbbl when it comes to team building. I usually dont care about team building in ranked. This is the only team I care about so why does it have to be this one that is so fucking unlucky?

Im a pretty decent coach, Ive had my share of bad luck and I know what im talking about. Im not just whining talking bullshit because im angry. Im entirely sure, 100% sure that this is the unluckiest team on fumbbl when it comes to team building (only counting serious tries to build up a team).

And now I have finally retired them. Ahhhh what a relief! The curse if over. Im gonna start up a new dark elf team now..... But this new project is gonna be slow, really slow, perhaps one game/month, at least for now, since Ive lost my inspiration.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Looking Good
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step, Guard
 -ag 5 5 8 0 1 0 31/ 170k
(140)k
  
2
Tokyo
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Dirty Player
   26 7 5 0 4 1 35/ 130k
(155)k
  
3
The King
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(95)k
  
5
Jacob
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
Accurate, Dodge
   11 15 0 0 1 1 22/ 130k
(115)k
  
9
Beastman
Lineman
7 3 4 8
Dodge, +MA, Block, Side Step
   54 8 10 0 1 5 65/ 160k
(170)k
  
11
Jan
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, +MA
 -ma 32 15 7 0 0 2 46/ 140k
(125)k
  
14
Bim
Lineman
7 3 4 8
Block, +MA, Dodge
   18 19 3 0 3 1 39/ 140k
(153)k
  
15
Minimal Winnings
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Guard, Dodge, Side Step
   36 5 6 0 5 4 53/ 160k
(163)k
  
8 players  
Coach: Tricktickler Re-Rolls (100k): 6  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 19  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:57 (41/10/6) |TD Diff:93 (148 - 55) |Cas Diff:-34 (44/22/16 - 57/43/16)
Last Opponent: HatedbyDice
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen65/0/12.8-1.00.7   0.2   0.2-1.2   0.8   0.275k
Chaos Dwarf32/0/11.7-1.30.3   0.3   0.0-2.0   1.3   0.0507k
Dark Elf64/1/12.5-1.20.7   0.5   0.2-1.2   0.8   0.2237k
Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0270k
Elven Union10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0720k
Halfling10/1/02.0-2.02.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   2.0   0.0190k
High Elf21/1/02.0-1.51.5   0.0   0.5-3.0   0.5   1.015k
Human66/0/03.0-0.51.3   0.5   0.3-0.7   0.5   0.2167k
Lizardmen42/1/11.8-1.31.0   0.3   0.3-1.0   1.3   0.3150k
Necromantic Horror10/1/02.0-2.01.0   0.0   2.0-2.0   2.0   0.0-180k
Norse11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-40k
Nurgle33/0/03.0-0.30.3   0.3   0.7-0.7   0.7   0.3-197k
Ogre22/0/04.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-70k
Orc109/1/02.8-0.60.5   0.3   0.2-0.7   0.4   0.6177k
Shambling Undead20/2/01.0-1.00.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0245k
Skaven10/0/10.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0200k
Tomb Kings33/0/05.3-0.30.3   0.7   0.0-0.7   1.0   0.3103k
Vampire11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-250k
Wood Elf32/0/13.0-1.70.7   1.3   0.0-0.7   0.3   0.0177k
Total5741/10/62.6-1.00.8   0.4   0.3-1.0   0.8   0.3146k