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"Ach, by my mithers rid hough, keekin' efter Squigs on da haugh is no guid for livin'! Bloodbaw's where da haggis an' da heavy come frae!" Deep in the windy north, between craggy mountains and deep lochs live the Goblin-Clan of the McNuzzles. After several harsh winters the heid bummer of th' squig-thievin' buggers, decided to earn th' haggis somwhere else. So 'e set out with hes wee beasties an' his most trustworthy clan-goblins... th' rest is yarn for th' pub! Ach, th boys got some aglae luck, half th' team's crying faer their mithers b'cause of some dents in their 'eads. sissis! <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=243226">Th' McNuzzle Yearbook</a> <b>Auld lads a th' ben</b> Da Heid Bummer McNuzzle - th' clan chief Neeull McNuzzle Wee Barikin Aglae Galoot Took McNuzzle <big>Team Changes</big> <b>Deid wans:</b> Wee Lad McNuzzle - Ach, noo the Wee Lad's a fine pound o' haggis Katcheer McNuzzle - Th' gowk got his baw heid pulped by a minotoor Yokan McNuzzle - Th' braw lad got eaten by Braw Dunt first time ona pitch Borguch McNuzzle - Wantid ta go playin' with th' fans. Braw Dunt - Th' puir little cutey got pulped by a mean aglae mechavermin Konan McNuzzle - Ach, 'nother of the aglae mechavermin Gooyruh McNuzzle - Moeruchs squig ate him, b'cause Moeruch forgot to feed th' puir beastie Murdoch McNuzzle - Bah! th' traiter, let himself infect by an aglae heap o' pus! Flaithbheartach McNuzzle - Got th' boot from a glaikit snotlin' Moeruch McNuzzle - fouled to death by a thralling Erchart McNuzzle - armwrestled with a strigoyan lord Maoldòmhnaich - got squished by a beast o' nurgle. Roy McNuzzle - died in 'is firs' game Feenan McNuzzle - Avoided a crow'surf by diein'... coward' <b>Fresh houghs a' the bens:</b> Another Wee Lad McNuzzle Coinneach Mcnuzzle Glaikit Footer - Replacement for Bonnie Lass Erchart McNuzzle Boyd McNuzzle Flaunnukan McNuzzle Jack McNuzzle Whryoo McNuzzle <b>Squigfodder (aka, assistant coaches)</b> Walus McNuzzle - Th' galoot got hit hard on his heid. Ooghan McNuzzle - Th' eejit jus' foot'd aroond 'til he got wabbit n' clumsy Bonnie Lass - Ach, no mor playin' with no legs Lachunn McNuzzle - bah, 'e got ol', wobbly n' weak Morek McNuzzle - Ach, th' lad got weak Ualraig McNuzzle - Bah, always complained... |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Squig Herder
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle, Catch |
  | 21 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 25/31 | 80k
(40+40)k |
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2 |
Squig Hopper
|
6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Blood Lust, Juggernaut, Leap, Pro, Sprint, Two Heads, Very Long Legs |
  | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 110k
(110+0)k |
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3 |
Squig Hopper
|
7 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Blood Lust, Juggernaut, Leap, Pro, Sprint, Two Heads, Very Long Legs +MA, Diving Tackle, +MA, Dodge |
-ma | 21 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 61/76 | 210k
(110+100)k |
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4 |
Squig
|
5 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs Diving Tackle |
n | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 10/16 | 95k
(75+20)k |
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5 |
Squig
|
5 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs |
n | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 75k
(75+0)k |
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6 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
m | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 40k
(0)k |
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7 |
Squig
|
5 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs Diving Tackle, Dodge |
n | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18/31 | 115k
(75+40)k |
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8 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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9 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle |
  | 21 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 14/16 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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10 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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11 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
n | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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12 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty +ST |
  | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 90k
(40+50)k |
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13 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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15 |
Squig Herder
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Strip Ball, Leap |
n, -av | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 26/31 | 90k
(40+50)k |
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13 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 22 (5/2/15) | | | TD Diff: | -32 (16 - 48) | | | Cas Diff: | -22 (35/19/6 - 35/32/15) |
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Last Opponent: Purples |
Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
Chaos Halfling | 2 | 1/0/1 | 0.5 | - | 1.0 | 1.5 0.0 0.5 | - | 0.0 1.0 0.5 | -55k |
Albion Fae | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 4.0 | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 3.0 0.0 | 140k |
Eshin Adepts | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 5.0 | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 1.0 0.0 | 100k |
Gnoblar | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 2.0 | 1.0 2.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 1.0 | 0k |
Gnome | 1 | 0/1/0 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | -180k |
Goblin | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 2.0 | 2.0 2.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 1.0 0.0 | 190k |
Goblin Cheaters | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 2.0 | 1.0 1.0 1.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | 380k |
Nurglings | 3 | 0/0/3 | 0.3 | - | 2.0 | 2.3 1.3 0.0 | - | 2.7 2.0 1.0 | -103k |
Pygmy | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 4.0 | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 2.0 0.0 | 200k |
Skryre Slaves | 2 | 2/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 1.0 | 0.5 1.5 1.0 | - | 2.5 2.5 1.5 | -160k |
Snotling | 2 | 0/1/1 | 1.0 | - | 2.0 | 3.5 1.0 0.5 | - | 1.0 1.0 0.5 | 105k |
Squig Herders | 3 | 2/0/1 | 1.3 | - | 1.3 | 1.3 0.0 0.0 | - | 1.7 1.0 1.0 | -230k |
Strigoyan | 3 | 0/0/3 | 0.7 | - | 3.3 | 1.7 0.7 0.3 | - | 1.7 2.3 1.0 | 113k |
Total | 22 | 5/2/15 | 0.7 | - | 2.2 | 1.6 0.9 0.3 | - | 1.6 1.5 0.7 | -2k |