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Wild Boarz
Roster [X] Ogre

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<p align= "center" style="font-family:marker felt;font-size:150%;color:#330000"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/95127.jpg"></img>Wild Boarz</p>
<i><p align= "left" style="font-family:lucinda grande;font-size:110%;color:cc6600">An Ogre stood at the very peak of an enormous mountain. Looking down, he saw the forest of Loren and the lands of Bretonnia stretched out before him. And on the brink of his vision, at the very edge of the horizon, was the ocean. The Great Ocean he had heard so many stories about.
A crow squawked somewhere in the distance, and the Ogre began his climb back down the mountain again. His trousers, nearly black with filth, were torn and bloodied by the time he had reached the cave, home of the Boar tribe.
”Ar, yer back from yer mountain-climbin' now, aye Hargul?” Said another Ogre, greeting him.
”Yeh. I ‘az seen da Bretonni land from up der. Now lets see about some food, aye? Climbin' is hungry work.” Hargul answered, patting his belly.
They walked into the cave side-by-side, walking down a narrow tunnel until they came to the main, cavernous hall, home to most of the Boar tribe. Many pathways led in and out of the hall, leading to the Astro turf and the living areas of the BloodBowl Ogres.
Many Ogres lounged around in the main hall, ordering their Gnoblars around and having private competitions of strength, betting chunks of meat on the outcomes. One such competition, which had two of the largest Ogres in an arm-wrestling match, quickly escalated into a fight.
”I beat yer! Me Gnoblar sez he saw yer hand touch da ground! Tell ‘im, Gussy!”
”Yer! Ma big bossy beat yer fair ‘n' skware! He win!” Said the Gnoblar in his annoying, high-pitched voice. He was jumping up and down as he pointed at his boss.
”Ma hand neva touched da ground! It waz close ter it, but that's cause I was lettin' yer! But yeh di'nt beat me, so don't say yer did!” The other Ogre bellowed, raising his fists.
”Yer a damned fool, Gronz!” The first Ogre said, launching himself at Gronz.
The ensuing fight was short but brutal. Gronz threw the other Ogre into the wall, before sitting on his ribs and punching him in the head.
”Oy!” A voice boomed out, echoing in the cave. Gronz stopped punching, staring over to the new Ogre. It was the team Captain 'Yetto' - clad in full body armour and bloodied spike guantlents. “Why do you think it iz necessary fer yer ter make all dis racket n wake me up? Git off him, you maggot.” He said, striding over to Gronz and pulling him away.
”We ‘az got real fights comin' up. We iz goin ter fight the Bretonnis, tha tree-elves and what ever else da league can throw at us soon enuf, and I don't want half me boyz dead before then! So yer all needz ta calm down. Get ready ladz, cos tamorrow weze are goin ta rumble!”</i></p></td></tr></table><table border="0"><tr><th><p align= "middle" style="font-family:marker felt;font-size:130%;color:#330000">Da Captains 10 Commandments!</p></th>
<th><p align= "middle" style="font-family:marker felt;font-size:130%;color:#330000">Player Milestones!</p></th>
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1. Worship no god but mez dah Captain.
2. Dah make plenty of Idols of mez
3. You can use my name for evil purposes, for I, da Captain, will not punish anyone who abuses mez name much!
4. Remember the BloodBowl match, and keep it dirty, mez forgetz da rest.
5. Respect da Captain, so that thy may live a long time on da BloodBowl turf.
6. Thou shalt not kill dez Boneheads, everyone elze iz fine.
7.Da shall not commit da poultry to da hummies itz mine.
8. Da shall steal esp if itz da ball
9. Da shall bez a false witness against dar other team when da ref ask.
10. Da shall enter dar neighbor's house; da shall eat dar neighbor's wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs da neighbor.</p>
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<p align= "middle" style="font-family:papyrus;font-size:120%;color:#330000">Ekk Fukel awarded the Death Head's medallion of Destruction. For all these players who can inflict 3 or more Casualties in a single game.
<img src="http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h90/lakides/medals/Deathskull.gif"></img>
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<a href="http://www.empiricalrecords.com"><font color="red">Link to my old band CSU which is where this track can be obtained from</font></a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Krusk Murook
Ogre
6 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, +MA
   23 0 0 0 12 3 39/51 190k
(181)k
  
2
Ootah Lubash
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   23 0 1 0 12 0 27/31 160k
(154)k
  
3
Gkamx Gnarltooth
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(117)k
  
4
Yetto Xtec
Ogre
4 6 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, +ST, Multiple Block
 -ma 23 0 0 0 11 2 32/51 210k
(167)k
  
5
Ekk Fukel
Ogre
5 5 3 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Guard, Break Tackle, +AG
 n 23 0 2 0 18 2 52/76 230k
(160)k
  
6
Rzend
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   16 0 5 0 0 0 15/16 60k
(50)k
  
7
Sabt
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   12 0 1 1 1 1 12/16 60k
(50)k
  
8
Gronz Ztol
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Guard
   9 1 0 0 4 2 19/31 170k
(144)k
  
11
Smotn
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(25)k
  
14
Bnukr
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(25)k
  
15
Gitza
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
16
Junpo
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Papermonster Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1860k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (9/1/13) |TD Diff:-13 (22 - 35) |Cas Diff:46 (34/25/15 - 18/7/3)
Last Opponent: Skatin'
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dwarf21/0/10.5-0.52.5   1.0   1.0-0.5   0.5   0.015k
Chaos Dwarf20/0/20.5-2.52.0   0.5   0.5-1.5   1.0   0.070k
Dark Elf10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0330k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-1.03.0   3.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Goblin22/0/02.5-1.51.0   1.5   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.010k
Human42/0/21.3-1.31.3   1.0   0.3-1.0   0.5   0.3-105k
Norse20/0/20.5-3.52.0   1.5   0.5-2.0   0.0   0.0360k
Nurgle10/0/11.0-2.00.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0240k
Orc42/0/20.8-0.80.8   0.8   1.0-0.5   0.0   0.3158k
Shambling Undead20/0/20.5-2.52.0   1.0   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.5410k
Skaven11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Tomb Kings10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0210k
Total239/1/131.0-1.51.5   1.1   0.7-0.8   0.3   0.1114k