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Monty Python Chaps
Retired [X] Chaos

ARTHUR:
If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD:
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
GALAHAD:
What a strange person.
ARTHUR:
Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD:
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD:
Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD:
No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
[sniff]
ARTHUR:
Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
FRENCH GUARD:
(Fetchez la vache.)
OTHER FRENCH GUARD:
Quoi?
FRENCH GUARD:
(Fetchez la vache!)
[mooo]
ARTHUR:
If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]
[mooooooo]
Jesus Christ!
KNIGHTS:
Christ!
[thud]
Ah! Ohh!
ARTHUR:
Right! Charge!
KNIGHTS:
Charge!
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD:
Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go.
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD:
And this one's for your dad!
ARTHUR:
Run away!
KNIGHTS:
Run away!
FRENCH GUARD:
Thppppt!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lancelot The Brave
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Strip Ball
   12 1 2 0 2 1 16/ 140k
(138)k
  
2
Second Swallow
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Claw
   12 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 90k
(75)k
  
3
Taunting French Guard
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
4
Trojan Bunny Rabbit
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   13 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(50)k
  
5
Tim the Enchanter
Beastman
6 4 3 8
Horns
+ST
   13 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 110k
(135)k
  
7
Knight Who Says Ni
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   13 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 80k
(70)k
  
8
Roger the Shrubber
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Tackle
   13 1 1 0 1 2 16/ 100k
(95)k
  
9
Sir Not Appearing In this Film
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Claw
   13 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 90k
(75)k
  
11
Right Head
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   13 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 80k
(70)k
  
12
Philip1 The Wet
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
   9 0 1 0 4 0 11/ 120k
(125)k
  
13
Brave Sir Robin
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard
   9 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 140k
(143)k
  
14
Killer Rabbit
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
   4 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 110k
(110)k
  
12 players  
Coach: RagingGoblin Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1630k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (2/2/9) |TD Diff:-15 (8 - 23) |Cas Diff:24 (27/11/4 - 8/5/5)
Last Opponent: Sigils
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dark Elf20/0/20.5-1.52.5   0.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.5-15k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-3.00.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   2.0250k
Elven Union10/0/10.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.090k
High Elf10/0/10.0-2.04.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.060k
Human11/0/02.0-1.04.0   1.0   2.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-270k
Lizardmen20/0/20.5-3.02.0   1.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.5-50k
Skaven10/1/01.0-1.05.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.020k
Vampire11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0100k
Wood Elf30/1/20.7-2.01.3   1.3   0.3-0.7   1.0   0.043k
Total132/2/90.6-1.82.1   0.8   0.3-0.6   0.4   0.419k