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Onky's Ogres
Roster [X] Ogre

Onky's Ogres was created the a day where old Uncle Onky was very drunk in dwarf ale. After smashing a couple of bystanders he got the splendid idea (his only idea to date), that he could gather some of his bar comerates and grab a couple of gobbos, and then get paid to smash people up!
His bar mates thought it was a real good idea, and after assaulting a goblin inn and grabbin a couple of the small fellas, he took of to the nearest stadium.

For his idea he was awarded the title of team captain, and has led the team to glory since.

The best player of the team to date is of course Uncle Onky with 7 cas and 1 TD

The most violent player is Uncle Onky with 7 cas.
Moe Dums used to be the one, but he has gained a niggling injury, and is therefore a big sissey.

The most scoring guy is the goblin Flichy Flipfoot, with 2 TD's

The most violent match was against Tranzor's orc with 5 cas (4 BH and 1 RIP) for and 2 against

The dumbest player is definitly Hunk "GobbaFlinger" Jombs, who has bone headed all too many times, but has someway managed to smash up 3 guys bad in his confusion, some finding a hidden reserve of strenght, to now be the strongest player on the team, st 6.

Worst match was against some french orcs (they sure were), which Niggled Moe (they sure did), st dropped a gobba, and never let my ogres get to their feet to make more than one cas in all...
The great gory god wasn't pleased that day, and i'll never eat french fries again. NEVER! (ill just call em "freedom fries", or something, and eat em anyway)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Uncle Onky
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Break Tackle
   9 0 1 0 7 1 22/31 170k
(150)k
  
2
Flichy Flipfoot
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   5 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 60k
(50)k
  
3
Skeet
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   9 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(50)k
  
4
Cute Collin
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
5
Smeers
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
6
Binx "dont 'it me" Gillyflops
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   9 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 60k
(50)k
  
7
Chilifluffs
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
11
Muncho Bigbelly
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   6 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 140k
(131)k
  
13
Hunk "Gobbaflinger" Jombs
Ogre
5 6 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
+ST
   9 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 170k
(140)k
  
14
Ike Longtoes
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   9 0 0 0 5 1 15/16 140k
(131)k
  
15
Tobe Dwarfsmasher
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
 n 9 0 0 0 6 2 22/31 160k
(128)k
  
16
Moe Dums
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Guard
 n 8 0 0 0 7 1 19/31 170k
(120)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Grumpy_Carruthers Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1650k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (4/1/4) |TD Diff:-4 (7 - 11) |Cas Diff:22 (15/14/4 - 7/3/1)
Last Opponent: Charlatans
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Shambling Undead11/0/01.0-0.03.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-20k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.01.0   3.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0110k
Dark Elf11/0/01.0-0.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0110k
Orc30/1/20.7-2.01.3   0.7   0.7-1.0   0.7   0.3277k
Skaven11/0/02.0-1.02.0   3.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Tomb Kings11/0/01.0-0.01.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.060k
Wood Elf10/0/10.0-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Total94/1/40.8-1.21.7   1.6   0.4-0.8   0.3   0.1118k