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Genial Dictators' Comedy Shop
Roster [X] Necromantic

Did you hear the one about the Welshman, Irishman, Englishman, Scotsman, Americanman Frenchman, Spanishman etc........ walked into a bar...................................................

They all came together to set up the world's greatest comedy shop.

No set venue, but what a laugh.

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Mahmoud 'Could be the end of us' Ahmadinejad
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(40)k
  
3
George 'It's a Gusher' Bush
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Block
   18 0 0 1 5 1 17/31 160k
(165)k
  
5
Jacques 'Back Hand' Chirac I
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Sure Hands, Side Step
   11 2 6 0 2 2 34/51 130k
(150)k
  
6
Stephen 'Just Call Me Amicable' Harper
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle, Strip Ball
   18 1 1 0 4 2 22/31 130k
(145)k
  
7
Horst 'World Cup Grin' Kohler
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   17 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
8
Ehud 'Even My Own People See Me As a Liability' Olmert
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
Block, Dodge, Dauntless
   10 0 6 0 4 1 31/51 190k
(208)k
  
9
Jens 'A little better than our neighbour' Stoltenberg
Zombie
4 4 2 8
Regenerate
+ST
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 80k
(123)k
  
10
John 'Next President' Howard
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player, Block
   18 0 0 0 1 4 22/31 70k
(123)k
  
12
Hu 'How Big Am I Going to Be' Jintao I
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Dauntless, Mighty Blow
   7 1 4 0 0 1 18/31 130k
(125)k
  
13
Goran '15 years to no oil' Persson
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle
   18 1 1 0 3 1 15/16 110k
(128)k
  
15
Monster
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
16
Mister Magoo
Zombie
4 4 2 8
Regenerate
+ST
   8 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 80k
(123)k
  
12 players  
Coach: M'Kari Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Necromantic Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1660k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:18 (13/2/3) |TD Diff:17 (30 - 13) |Cas Diff:28 (31/27/6 - 17/10/9)
Last Opponent: Gundabad Rollers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Shambling Undead10/1/00.0-0.03.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   4.040k
Chaos Chosen33/0/01.3-0.31.7   1.3   0.3-2.3   1.0   1.0-17k
Dark Elf11/0/03.0-0.02.0   3.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Elven Union22/0/02.5-0.52.5   2.0   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.0-145k
High Elf33/0/02.0-1.00.7   1.3   0.0-0.0   0.3   0.020k
Human22/0/02.5-0.52.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.025k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-1.04.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.00k
Norse20/1/11.0-1.52.0   2.0   0.5-0.5   0.5   0.50k
Orc20/0/20.5-1.50.5   0.5   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.5-35k
Skaven11/0/02.0-0.01.0   3.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Total1813/2/31.7-0.71.7   1.5   0.3-0.9   0.6   0.5-16k