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Elite Robbing Hoodz
Roster [R] Human

A low down band of rustlers, cut throats, murderers,
bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs,
nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men,
Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers,
bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves,
bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers,
sh1t-kickers and Methodists!

*** ONGOING TEAM HISTORY ***

With 4 niggles and 2 agility drops this team is turning into the walking wounded... or possibly dwarfs such are their ball handling skills.
The last 3 games have been disasterous and they need a serious comeback.

***TEAM NOW UNDER RECONTRUCTION****

Back up to 12 players with 2 nigglers... a couple more games without nasty accidents and the team will be ready to play anyone again.

Welsh Pimpernel became the teams second star player, he picked up +STR!.... and another niggle bah. Recontruction ongoing...

Ouch! Team suffered 2 RIP's in 1 game against Skeloboys skaven,
back down to 12 players with 2 nigglers. Can they get in shape for
a Christmas tourney in time now?

Suffered 4 SI's in last match against Emphasy, including the apoth failing for a niggle on my ogre :( Can anyone say RECOVERY GAME? ow

Recovery game against some dark elfs, no permanent damage
Game 34 against high elves, suffered no CAS at all. Ogre brought and team is fairly fit again...

40 games old now and the team is at full strength, keeping 2 nigglers deliberately, and even have spare cash to splash on the odd star.
Recently beat and outbashed dwarves. rawr!

Game 42, mmmm total and complete Dicerape with 4 SI's and 3 RIPs..and that was with my opponant being fairly nice! Today we hold a minutes silence for... Faegan... Hustler...and Headley Lamarr, our best wishes to their famalies.
#10 Headly Lamarr (Death)
#11 Faegan (Death)
#12 El Guapo (Niggling Injury)
#16 Hustler (Death)

Game 46, this time inflicted a dicerape on a poor skaven side causing their retirement. Welsh Pimpernel reach Superstar status, causing a RIP in the game.

Game 52, the death of our greatest star Welsh Pimpernel with an apoth fail, and the retirement of the team vice Captain Little Don. A dark day but yet a victory.
#2 Little Don (Miss Game)
#2 Little Don (Niggling Injury)
#3 Welsh Pimpernel (Death)
#11 Mike Balls (Miss Game)
#14 Reverend Johnson (Death)

Game 86, The hoodz are in the best shape of their lives and have entered the Humans XFL

Game 90, The hoodz are in peak physical condition and playing in the GLT!

Game 94, The Hoodz WIN GLT VI: Forlorn Races Qualifiers 1 and advance to theirs and the coaches first majors final \o/ \o/

agame 101 - now playing in Humans XFL

some future player names:

Half man Half machine
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Pancho Villa
Catcher
9 2 5 5
Catch, Dodge
Block, +MA, +AG, +AG, Sprint
 -av, -av 68 3 28 0 2 2 101/176 210k
(60+150)k
  
2
The Welsh Pimpernell II
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge
   17 2 2 0 5 4 38/51 160k
(90+70)k
  
3
The Maggot III
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Dark Helmet
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Stand Firm, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
   43 2 8 0 6 3 53/76 170k
(90+80)k
  
5
The Wako Kid
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block, Dirty Player, Tackle, Guard
 -av 71 2 3 0 9 7 64/76 140k
(50+90)k
  
6
Mungo
Ogre
5 6 2 8
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+ST, Guard, Grab
 -av 30 0 0 0 10 3 35/51 230k
(140+90)k
  
7
High plains Drifter
Lineman
6 3 2 8
Block, Dirty Player, Fend
 -ag 40 0 1 1 4 4 33/51 110k
(50+60)k
  
9
Action Jackson
Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block
Guard, +ST, Frenzy, Tackle, Stand Firm
 n 75 2 6 0 25 4 90/176 220k
(90+130)k
  
10
Angel Eyes II
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
   3 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
11
El Guapo Turbo
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
12
Topper Harley
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Block
   32 1 4 0 3 1 24/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
14
Jack Burton
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
   22 2 0 0 2 3 21/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
15
Ronny Ronsenthal
Lineman
5 3 2 7
Block, Kick, Guard, Tackle, Dirty Player
 -ma, -av, -ag 95 2 3 0 24 7 94/176 160k
(50+110)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Gritter Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 2140k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2140k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:104 (51/15/38) |TD Diff:18 (166 - 148) |Cas Diff:17 (133/75/43 - 101/98/35)
Last Opponent: Warpstone Wraiths
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/2/01.0-1.01.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.025k
Chaos Chosen52/0/31.4-1.81.0   1.6   0.2-1.6   2.0   0.4-84k
Chaos Dwarf21/0/11.5-1.00.0   0.5   0.0-0.0   2.0   2.0-40k
Dark Elf104/2/41.5-1.61.5   0.5   0.7-1.0   0.5   0.13k
Dwarf33/0/01.7-0.31.0   1.0   0.0-1.3   1.3   0.013k
Elven Union95/1/31.8-1.41.6   0.7   0.3-0.3   0.7   0.3-46k
Goblin11/0/02.0-0.02.0   4.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.080k
Halfling22/0/02.5-0.51.5   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.055k
High Elf42/2/01.8-1.01.3   0.3   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-48k
Human116/1/41.6-1.31.3   0.2   0.5-1.4   1.5   0.471k
Lizardmen60/2/40.7-1.80.8   0.7   0.2-0.8   1.0   0.3125k
Necromantic Horror21/0/11.5-1.00.0   0.5   1.5-1.0   2.0   0.070k
Norse32/0/12.0-1.71.7   1.3   0.0-0.7   2.3   1.0257k
Orc64/0/21.5-1.02.2   0.5   0.0-0.7   0.8   0.87k
Shambling Undead22/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.5-1.0   0.5   0.0220k
Skaven2011/4/51.9-1.31.6   1.1   0.6-0.9   0.7   0.376k
Slann10/0/11.0-3.01.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-80k
Tomb Kings21/0/11.5-1.50.5   0.0   0.5-2.5   1.5   1.5355k
Vampire10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   1.0   0.060k
Wood Elf124/1/71.6-2.30.9   0.6   0.2-1.2   0.7   0.3-93k
Total10451/15/381.6-1.41.3   0.7   0.4-1.0   0.9   0.331k