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Snotling Suicide Squad (SSS)
Retired [X] Goblin

Snotling Suicide Squad (SSS) was a legendary snotling team, but after the whole team was wiped out in a game against Dwarves - the team had very hard time finding new recruits.
Today the team still bears the name, but now the "snotlings" are mainly goblins with deathwish. The deathrates of players are way above average since these goblins aren't afraid of blocking bigger guys.

The team mascots - a married troll couple - is rumoured to be oversized snotlings but noone knows for sure. Mama Snot and Papa Snot are the heart and soul of the team and if either one ever leaves the team - it would definitely be the end of Snotling Suicide Squad.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Aint-Tuh Smalltodie
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
   3 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 80k
(85)k
  
2
Bein' Pointless
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(25)k
  
3
Frustrated Goblin
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
4
Sorry Seppuku
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sprint, Sure Feet
 -av 19 1 6 0 3 4 45/ 100k
(95)k
  
5
Wristsplit-Johnny
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sprint
   13 2 0 0 0 3 17/ 80k
(80)k
  
7
Carl Cannonfodder
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
8
Killed Alredi Jr.
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(25)k
  
9
John Wayne Bobbit
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
10
Pills Sleepin
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sprint, Sure Feet
   21 2 6 0 3 2 36/ 100k
(115)k
  
12
The Unluckiest Bullet
Goblin
6 2 2 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Leap, Diving Tackle
 -ag 8 1 0 0 0 3 16/ 80k
(15)k
  
13
American Jesus
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
14
Mama Snot
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   20 0 0 0 7 1 19/ 140k
(133)k
  
15
Papa Snot
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block
   20 0 0 0 7 1 19/ 140k
(122)k
  
16
Nobbla Blackwart
Chainsaw
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Frenzy, Right Stuff, Star
   0 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 80k
(100)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Armomurha Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1540k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (4/3/14) |TD Diff:-22 (22 - 44) |Cas Diff:-27 (25/6/7 - 36/17/12)
Last Opponent: Presence of Egul
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Norse21/0/11.0-1.02.5   1.5   0.0-1.5   0.5   1.0215k
Amazon10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   2.0-3.0   0.0   0.0120k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-1.03.0   1.0   2.0-2.0   1.0   1.0-100k
Dark Elf10/1/03.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   1.080k
Halfling21/0/11.5-1.01.5   0.5   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-10k
Lizardmen10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0320k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   1.0200k
Ogre20/1/11.5-2.50.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.5   0.0160k
Orc40/1/30.5-2.00.8   0.0   0.0-1.8   0.0   1.0193k
Skaven11/0/03.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.00k
Tomb Kings10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   2.0   2.0200k
Vampire21/0/11.5-1.51.5   0.0   0.5-2.5   1.0   0.5105k
Wood Elf20/0/20.5-4.51.5   0.0   0.0-0.5   1.5   0.05k
Total214/3/141.0-2.11.2   0.3   0.3-1.7   0.8   0.6121k