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Dastardly Dorfs is a physical expression of the player's rejection of the stereotypical "cute little dwarf" image that a hieghtist society and league tend to label these genetically superior bloodbowlers. There are no bashful, sleepy or smiley dwarfs here and no player on this side would even consider the concept of ingratiating themselves to some human bimbo who squats in their home. The ridiculous wench would be quickly KO'd and sold off to the highest bidder. From the first game of their first season, the Dastards are enforcing this approach on and off the playing field. Little mention has yet been made of the outrageous profits the team is making, nor of the unrelated but mysterious disappearances of a number of opposing team members before and after matches. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Troll Slayer
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5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Mighty Blow |
  | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10/ | 110k
(125)k |
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2 |
Troll Slayer
|
5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Mighty Blow |
  | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 14/ | 110k
(125)k |
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3 |
Blitzer
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull Mighty Blow, Tackle |
  | 8 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 26/ | 120k
(128)k |
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4 |
Runner
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Dodge, Block, +AG |
n | 8 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 31/ | 170k
(135)k |
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5 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
  | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7/ | 90k
(115)k |
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6 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Dodge |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/ | 100k
(120)k |
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7 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(75)k |
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8 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(75)k |
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10 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Dodge |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6/ | 100k
(120)k |
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11 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11/ | 90k
(115)k |
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12 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
m | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/ | 70k
(0)k |
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13 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
m | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(0)k |
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10 players (+2 players missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 8 (2/2/4) | | | TD Diff: | 1 (12 - 11) | | | Cas Diff: | 21 (15/8/4 - 1/2/3) |
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Last Opponent: Skye Slashers |
Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
Vampire | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 2.0 | 2.0 1.0 1.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 1.0 | -120k |
Human | 2 | 1/0/1 | 1.5 | - | 1.0 | 0.5 1.0 0.5 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | -45k |
Necromantic Horror | 1 | 0/1/0 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 0.0 1.0 1.0 | - | 0.0 2.0 2.0 | -20k |
Skaven | 4 | 1/1/2 | 1.8 | - | 1.5 | 3.0 1.0 0.3 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | -5k |
Total | 8 | 2/2/4 | 1.5 | - | 1.4 | 1.9 1.0 0.5 | - | 0.1 0.3 0.4 | -31k |