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Drunks R Us
Retired [X] Human

They are men from the Pub, What do you expect? Can't catch,pass, tackle,dodge,block........ They can drink their own body weight in Beer tho...

Player awards:
Martin -7th best Human Lineman(Blocking)

Team Awards:
Weak-6 deaths in 6 games
Malpractice- Apothacary failed 5 times in a row.
Damn right ridiculus apoth!- Failed 9/10 times
Fluky- Scored a goal with a 1/80 chance.

Play with dishonour and i'll happily never play you again. ;)

Team amthem
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After another disgraceful performance one of the assistant coaches lost it in the following footage...
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Henry
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   40 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 70k
(70)k
  
2
Mariac
Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
3
Hasek
Blitzer
7 5 3 8
Block
+ST, +ST
 n 30 0 4 0 2 1 21/ 190k
(146)k
  
4
Borat Tavern Stacker
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Guard, Stand Firm, +AG
   30 0 5 0 3 2 31/ 180k
(150)k
  
5
Teddy
Lineman
7 3 4 8
+AG, +MA
   44 6 0 0 1 3 23/ 120k
(130)k
  
6
Margot
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Kick, Tackle
   44 1 0 0 6 5 38/ 110k
(123)k
  
7
Barry
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   5 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 90k
(60)k
  
8
Ted II
Thrower
7 2 4 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, +MA, +AG, Block, Safe Throw
 -av, -st 40 48 7 0 1 4 91/ 200k
(158)k
  
9
Oslo
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Dirty Player
 m 44 1 1 0 5 1 19/ 90k
(0)k
  
10
Mike
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Strip Ball, Guard
   46 3 1 0 3 5 37/ 120k
(128)k
  
11
Fred
Lineman
6 3 3 7 -av 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(30)k
  
13
KAZA
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Block
   15 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 170k
(148)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Mattius Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 5  
Treasury: 65k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1740k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:46 (9/10/27) |TD Diff:-31 (53 - 84) |Cas Diff:-30 (32/25/8 - 48/38/9)
Last Opponent: Slug Thugs
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/11.0-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0200k
Chaos Chosen61/1/40.5-1.70.8   0.7   0.2-1.0   1.7   0.2-53k
Chaos Dwarf70/1/60.6-2.10.6   0.1   0.3-1.1   1.0   0.1127k
Dark Elf40/1/30.8-1.80.3   0.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-3k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0170k
Elven Union21/1/02.0-1.51.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.5-15k
Halfling10/1/02.0-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-180k
Human20/1/10.5-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   1.5   0.5-10k
Lizardmen21/0/12.0-1.00.5   1.5   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.525k
Norse20/0/20.0-2.50.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.5-65k
Nurgle21/0/11.5-2.00.0   0.5   0.5-1.5   1.0   0.595k
Orc20/2/01.0-1.00.5   0.0   0.5-1.0   1.5   0.5-110k
Shambling Undead11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.040k
Skaven42/1/12.8-2.01.0   1.0   0.3-1.5   0.8   0.053k
Tomb Kings41/1/21.0-1.01.3   0.8   0.3-1.5   0.8   0.0-130k
Vampire10/0/12.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-120k
Wood Elf41/0/32.0-3.50.5   0.3   0.3-0.8   0.5   0.03k
Total469/10/271.2-1.80.7   0.5   0.2-1.0   0.8   0.25k