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Bleakmoor Brigands
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In the short span of time that they have been playing Blood Bowl, the Bleakmoor Brigands have have already started to make quite an impression on the fans...</B>
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"Aye, that Byrguith can steal yer ball and yer beer faster than ya can flog a cat!"</I>
- Hetwill the Humorless Hermit of Halgrange
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"I go to see 'dem tight uniforms! 'Dey really fill out the front of 'dem leather breeches, don't ya know!"</I>
- Wilmara the Wayward and Willing Wench of Wilsbury
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"ARR! Viscious scoundrels and cuthless cut-throats; NOW THAT'S MY KIND OF TEAM!"</I>
- Barancle Bob Blackheart, the Brazen Butcher of Brixton
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"Rakish young devils they is! Left all me daughters plucked n' spent! Now me blasted wife's expecting me to give 'er the same!! A pox on them and their dangly bits!"</I>
- Misearable Marvyn, Marshall of Middle Muckdale
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"The short one smells of old cheese."</I>
- Zerflebargsnart the 3rd.

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Only time will tell what it to become of our motley but handsome band of bandits and virile villans. Will NUFFLE smile down upon them, heaping their ranks with wine, women, and winnings? Or will their neck stretch in the hangman's noose by the King's decree? Only time will tell...</B>

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Excerpt from <LINK> <A HREF="http://www.wyldenept.com/merc.php?id=d2&cd=d3">The Bandit Song</A> </LINK><LINK> by <A HREF="http://www.wyldenept.com/">Wylde Nept</A> </LINK>

<I>...We rule the backlands and we know the wastes
Sneak into the village and ride off in haste
We rob and plunder and sunder and kill
We wreck and we ruin and threaten with skill

Yes, we’re here to scare you, to trap and ensnare you
Rakish young devils, we scoff at the law
Remarkably daring, our nostrils a-flaring,
Make with your chattel our plans have no flaw

We’ll take the booty and we’ll take the loot,
We all have daggers concealed in our boot.
Call the kings horses and call the lawmen
We’ll just evade them again and again… </i>

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For Coaches who can't laugh and admitt Blood Bowl's only a game, ESPECIALLY THE ART OF FOULING...
<B>Ma bys bach fi yn fwy na esgys ti am goc, rwyt ti'n esgys fach pathetic am dyn.
Cay dy geg, a dos i ffwcio dy gath i fyny'r pen ol!!</B>
("Good day to you- good luck, and remember to have fun!") <I>ROFLMFAO...</I>

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<LINK>Thanks also to Heather Rose Jones for providing a <A HREF="http://www.heatherrosejones.com/names/welsh/1000british/">list</A> </LINK> of authentic early Welsh names.
<LINK>Thanks to <A HREF="http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/welsh.htm">this</A> </LINK> fun little site as well.
<LINK><A HREF="http://www.cs.cf.ac.uk/fun/welsh/LexiconForms.html">Welsh lexicon</A> </LINK>

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tegwared the Trickster
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(85)k
  
2
Euilaun
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Kick
   55 4 0 0 1 3 21/31 90k
(95)k
  
3
Branud
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 50k
(50)k
  
4
Rioidyl
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
   9 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 80k
(80)k
  
5
Cors
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Dirty Player
   31 1 3 0 2 2 24/31 90k
(123)k
  
6
Gwrddylig the Indecent
Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge, +AG
 -ag, -av 31 0 10 0 9 5 73/76 200k
(150)k
  
7
Gwrwystl
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   11 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 70k
(70)k
  
9
Dibin
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   17 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 70k
(70)k
  
10
Guabeith
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Guard
   14 0 2 0 3 1 17/31 100k
(105)k
  
11
Tegwared
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
12
Cinnhor
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   13 2 0 0 1 1 9/16 70k
(70)k
  
14
Malcant the Wicked
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
  
15
Cyndaf the Scoundrel
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   6 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 110k
(125)k
  
16
Yr Anghenfil
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On
   37 0 0 0 12 4 44/51 180k
(152)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Sojourner Re-Rolls (100k): 7  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1890k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:57 (21/11/25) |TD Diff:-16 (68 - 84) |Cas Diff:2 (66/35/33 - 61/46/25)
Last Opponent: Hybrid Theory
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Orc135/2/60.8-1.00.7   0.4   0.0-0.9   0.8   0.6-132k
Chaos Chosen115/2/41.1-1.61.4   0.7   0.4-1.9   1.4   0.5-64k
Chaos Dwarf31/1/11.3-1.01.3   0.3   0.0-1.7   0.7   0.3-97k
Dwarf11/0/03.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-80k
Elven Union30/1/20.3-3.01.3   1.3   1.0-0.3   0.3   0.7-43k
High Elf20/0/20.0-3.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-205k
Human31/0/22.0-2.00.7   0.3   2.0-0.7   1.3   0.0-230k
Necromantic Horror10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.060k
Norse73/2/21.6-1.11.6   0.7   0.9-1.6   0.6   0.1-17k
Nurgle41/1/20.8-1.31.3   0.8   0.3-1.5   1.0   1.055k
Shambling Undead21/1/01.5-0.51.0   0.5   2.0-0.0   1.5   0.5-15k
Skaven21/0/12.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.0-125k
Vampire32/0/11.7-1.32.3   0.3   0.7-0.3   0.7   0.0-280k
Wood Elf20/0/22.0-4.01.0   0.0   2.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-380k
Total5721/11/251.2-1.51.2   0.6   0.6-1.1   0.8   0.4-101k