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Raging Runtlings
Roster [R] Goblin

In a dank bar in deepest Grottville a gang of Gobbos were commiserating over being picked on continuously, just for being short, weak, smelly and also ugly. After a few thimbles of fermented horse urine their voices got louder and shriller til cries of "They say we have small humanoid syndrome!" - Milko (RIP 4 games) "If they weren't so big we'd show them!" - Fisty (Shattered Pelvis game 1, RIP game 6), "Size doesn't matter, its all about personality!" - Fingers (Smashed Hand game 2, RIP game 9), "Your momma is on top of my things to do list!" - Mini-Runt (RIP 1 game).

Eventually an Ogre with a hangover stomped over to slap the Gobbos back into silence. At the sound of the approaching disaster-machine (with Multi-Block) the gobbos quivered into silence except for Mini-Runt who was partially blind and totally drunk and mistook the Ogre for the bar wench. "Howz aboush it?" he slurred lurching towards the now-enraged Ogre. The Ogre (who was abused as an Ogrelet) charged the staggering Gobbo, lunging at him. Mini-runt fell into the Ogre's feet (he later claimed deliberately) who tripped and went head-first into a ceremonial sword positioned dangerously on the bar wall, killing him instantly.

The Gobbos went delirious, claiming their indestructibility and after a few more thimbles went and signed up for a BB team, the Twisted Weirdos. The existing team members immediately quit, refusing to play with Gobbos, so they changed the team name and hired a new coach with no self-respect and the rest is history!

Hall of records

Highest Scorer - Nobby Legless (9 TDs)
Biggest Hitter - Clarence (18 Cas)
Greatest Victory - 4-0 v Iheed Icall (Chaos Dwarf)
Biggest Loss - 0-5 v Lolly Gobble Bliss Bombs (Elf)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Singapor Slinga
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   15 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
2
Grogzilla
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   33 0 0 0 10 2 30/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
3
Bloppy
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sprint
   14 1 2 0 1 2 19/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
4
Pinky
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Buzz Flyboy
Goblin
5 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
 -ma 6 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 80k
(40+40)k
  
6
Biggles
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   12 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
7
Squitts
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Skidders
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -ma 18 0 1 0 4 0 11/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
9
Squeeeeek
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Catch
   25 1 2 0 3 2 23/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
10
Slag
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Blacktongue
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Petz
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Fungus The Sane
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   9 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
14
Nailfang
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sprint
   8 1 1 1 0 2 16/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
15
Plunkett
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: JumpingJezza Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1480k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:64 (17/8/39) |TD Diff:-53 (63 - 116) |Cas Diff:-125 (48/43/17 - 116/77/40)
Last Opponent: Khornes Murder Squad Return
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen32/0/11.3-1.30.7   0.7   0.0-1.7   0.3   0.0-190k
Chaos Dwarf62/0/41.3-1.70.2   0.5   0.0-3.0   1.7   0.5113k
Dark Elf21/0/11.0-1.01.0   1.5   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.5-95k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-4.00.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0130k
Elven Union10/0/10.0-5.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.010k
Goblin40/1/30.5-1.81.3   1.3   0.0-0.8   1.8   0.5-23k
Halfling62/0/40.8-1.81.2   1.0   0.8-2.2   1.0   0.8-235k
High Elf51/2/21.6-2.00.4   0.8   0.6-2.2   0.8   1.2112k
Human10/0/10.0-1.02.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0140k
Necromantic Horror20/1/10.5-1.50.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   1.0   1.0190k
Norse31/1/11.3-1.71.3   1.0   1.0-2.3   0.7   1.023k
Nurgle30/1/20.3-1.00.3   0.0   0.3-1.7   1.3   0.7123k
Ogre82/1/50.9-1.60.8   0.4   0.1-1.4   1.6   0.8-58k
Orc43/0/11.5-0.80.0   0.8   0.3-2.0   1.3   0.358k
Shambling Undead20/0/20.0-1.51.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.0275k
Skaven31/0/21.3-2.70.7   0.7   0.3-1.0   0.3   0.0273k
Tomb Kings31/0/21.0-2.30.3   1.0   0.0-3.3   2.0   0.3-40k
Vampire20/1/11.0-1.52.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.5   0.510k
Wood Elf51/0/41.2-2.81.2   0.2   0.4-1.0   1.4   0.8-10k
Total6417/8/391.0-1.80.8   0.7   0.3-1.8   1.2   0.617k