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In a dank bar in deepest Grottville a gang of Gobbos were commiserating over being picked on continuously, just for being short, weak, smelly and also ugly. After a few thimbles of fermented horse urine their voices got louder and shriller til cries of "They say we have small humanoid syndrome!" - Milko (RIP 4 games) "If they weren't so big we'd show them!" - Fisty (Shattered Pelvis game 1, RIP game 6), "Size doesn't matter, its all about personality!" - Fingers (Smashed Hand game 2, RIP game 9), "Your momma is on top of my things to do list!" - Mini-Runt (RIP 1 game). Eventually an Ogre with a hangover stomped over to slap the Gobbos back into silence. At the sound of the approaching disaster-machine (with Multi-Block) the gobbos quivered into silence except for Mini-Runt who was partially blind and totally drunk and mistook the Ogre for the bar wench. "Howz aboush it?" he slurred lurching towards the now-enraged Ogre. The Ogre (who was abused as an Ogrelet) charged the staggering Gobbo, lunging at him. Mini-runt fell into the Ogre's feet (he later claimed deliberately) who tripped and went head-first into a ceremonial sword positioned dangerously on the bar wall, killing him instantly. The Gobbos went delirious, claiming their indestructibility and after a few more thimbles went and signed up for a BB team, the Twisted Weirdos. The existing team members immediately quit, refusing to play with Gobbos, so they changed the team name and hired a new coach with no self-respect and the rest is history! Hall of records Highest Scorer - Nobby Legless (9 TDs) ![]() Biggest Hitter - Clarence (18 Cas) ![]() Greatest Victory - 4-0 v Iheed Icall (Chaos Dwarf) Biggest Loss - 0-5 v Lolly Gobble Bliss Bombs (Elf) |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Guard |
  | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6/16 | 130k
(110+20)k |
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2 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Break Tackle |
  | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 30/31 | 150k
(110+40)k |
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3 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step, Sprint |
  | 14 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 19/31 | 80k
(40+40)k |
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4 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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5 |
Goblin
|
5 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty +AG |
-ma | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12/16 | 80k
(40+40)k |
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6 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step |
  | 12 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8/16 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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7 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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8 |
Goblin
|
5 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step |
-ma | 18 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 11/16 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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9 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step, Catch |
  | 25 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 23/31 | 80k
(40+40)k |
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10 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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11 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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12 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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13 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step |
  | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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14 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step, Sprint |
  | 8 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 16/31 | 80k
(40+40)k |
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15 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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Games Played: | 64 (17/8/39) | | | TD Diff: | -53 (63 - 116) | | | Cas Diff: | -125 (48/43/17 - 116/77/40) |
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Last Opponent: Khornes Murder Squad Return |
Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
Chaos Chosen | 3 | 2/0/1 | 1.3 | - | 1.3 | 0.7 0.7 0.0 | - | 1.7 0.3 0.0 | -190k |
Chaos Dwarf | 6 | 2/0/4 | 1.3 | - | 1.7 | 0.2 0.5 0.0 | - | 3.0 1.7 0.5 | 113k |
Dark Elf | 2 | 1/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 1.0 1.5 0.0 | - | 0.5 1.0 0.5 | -95k |
Dwarf | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 4.0 | 0.0 2.0 0.0 | - | 3.0 1.0 0.0 | 130k |
Elven Union | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 5.0 | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 1.0 1.0 | 10k |
Goblin | 4 | 0/1/3 | 0.5 | - | 1.8 | 1.3 1.3 0.0 | - | 0.8 1.8 0.5 | -23k |
Halfling | 6 | 2/0/4 | 0.8 | - | 1.8 | 1.2 1.0 0.8 | - | 2.2 1.0 0.8 | -235k |
High Elf | 5 | 1/2/2 | 1.6 | - | 2.0 | 0.4 0.8 0.6 | - | 2.2 0.8 1.2 | 112k |
Human | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 1.0 | 2.0 2.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 0.0 0.0 | 140k |
Necromantic Horror | 2 | 0/1/1 | 0.5 | - | 1.5 | 0.5 0.5 0.0 | - | 1.5 1.0 1.0 | 190k |
Norse | 3 | 1/1/1 | 1.3 | - | 1.7 | 1.3 1.0 1.0 | - | 2.3 0.7 1.0 | 23k |
Nurgle | 3 | 0/1/2 | 0.3 | - | 1.0 | 0.3 0.0 0.3 | - | 1.7 1.3 0.7 | 123k |
Ogre | 8 | 2/1/5 | 0.9 | - | 1.6 | 0.8 0.4 0.1 | - | 1.4 1.6 0.8 | -58k |
Orc | 4 | 3/0/1 | 1.5 | - | 0.8 | 0.0 0.8 0.3 | - | 2.0 1.3 0.3 | 58k |
Shambling Undead | 2 | 0/0/2 | 0.0 | - | 1.5 | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 1.0 1.0 | 275k |
Skaven | 3 | 1/0/2 | 1.3 | - | 2.7 | 0.7 0.7 0.3 | - | 1.0 0.3 0.0 | 273k |
Tomb Kings | 3 | 1/0/2 | 1.0 | - | 2.3 | 0.3 1.0 0.0 | - | 3.3 2.0 0.3 | -40k |
Vampire | 2 | 0/1/1 | 1.0 | - | 1.5 | 2.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 1.5 0.5 | 10k |
Wood Elf | 5 | 1/0/4 | 1.2 | - | 2.8 | 1.2 0.2 0.4 | - | 1.0 1.4 0.8 | -10k |
Total | 64 | 17/8/39 | 1.0 | - | 1.8 | 0.8 0.7 0.3 | - | 1.8 1.2 0.6 | 17k |