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Spill The Whine
Retired [X] Chaos

Spill the whine and take that pearl, Spill the whine and take that pearl
Spill the whine and take that pearl, Spill the whine and take that pearl

I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day
When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest
in a big field of tall grass
I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face

And I fell asleep and dreamed
I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie
And that I was the star of the movie
This really blew my mind, the fact that me,
an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome
should be the star of a Hollywood movie

But there I was, I was taken to a place, the hall of the mountain kings
I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world
In front of every kind of girl, there was
black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones...

Out of the middle came a lady
She whispered in my ear something crazy
She said:

Spill the whine and take that pearl, Spill the whine and take that pearl
Spill the whine and take that pearl, Spill the whine and take that pearl


I thought to myself what could that mean
Am I going crazy or is this just a dream
Now, wait a minute
I know I'm lying in a field of grass somewhere
so it's all in my head
and then.. I heard her say one more time:


Spill the whine and take that pearl, Spill the whine and take that pearl
Spill the whine and take that pearl, Spill the whine and take that pearl


I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back
As she disappeared, but soon she returned
In her hand was a bottle of whine, in the other, a glass
She poured some of the whine from the bottle into the glass
And raised it to her lips
And just before she drank it, she said:


Spill the whine and take that pearl, Spill the whine and take that pearl
Spill the whine and take that pearl, Spill the whine and take that pearl
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Teh Big Whine
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(94)k
  
2
Sir Everwhining
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
   4 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 120k
(125)k
  
3
Sir Of All Whines
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
   4 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 120k
(125)k
  
4
Sir Whines Non-Stop
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(110)k
  
5
Sir Whining In This Movie
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(110)k
  
9
Whining Walrus
Beastman
6 3 4 8
Horns
+AG
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 100k
(105)k
  
10
Whine Lover
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 80k
(85)k
  
11
Teh Horny Whine
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player
   3 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 80k
(115)k
  
13
Lucky Whine II
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
15
Whining Little Girl
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
16
Always get the last whine
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   4 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 80k
(85)k
  
11 players  
Coach: venuskukko Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1290k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (3/1/0) |TD Diff:3 (7 - 4) |Cas Diff:-1 (4/2/2 - 4/4/1)
Last Opponent: Commune of Free Will
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Lizardmen11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   3.0   0.0-50k
Halfling10/1/01.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-180k
Vampire11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0160k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.030k
Total43/1/01.8-1.01.0   0.5   0.5-1.0   1.0   0.3-10k