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Welcome to the fat men playin Blood Bowl. They love to eat and love to push around others. Sometimes they even manage to knock someone down. Big and LIttle Momma love to give hugs and affection to opposing players so if they run into you its out of love and the need for cuddles.. Sumo Shoulders tend to break thier Troll Slayers. Most dont make it more than a few games. Its been rumored that B n L momma have offered thier charms to them if they perform well on the pitch. If its true that may explain the suicidal nature of the TS. <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=308951#>Lunch time</a> Ok so looking at the fatmens record, they have had a bit of a run. They have played vs some serious teams. Several matches vs Synn's bunnies where the Bunnies GTR. A match vs Texan on his return. Matches vs Tym. Ogres by Emph.. and a match vs Manbush where he needed 12 fouls to reach 5000. My fatmen have survived them all. Its not about winning although I try.... They can hold thier little fatheads high. They have been in some smashes Elite Smack CXXXIX Well the Fatmen entered thier first smack and drew Synns DE first round. They actually managed to win 2-1 then a very smashy match vs Pizza's lizzies for a 2-1 win but unfortunately in the final the Fatmen lost 2-0 in a very fun smashy match vs Chaos. During the game Big Momma was killed. Her love and cuddling of oppo players will be missed |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull +MA, +MA |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 17/ | 140k
(145)k |
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| 2 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12/ | 90k
(115)k |
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| 5 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Block, Strip Ball, Safe Throw, Accurate |
44 | 13 | 8 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 62/ | 160k
(165)k |
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| 6 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
44 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12/ | 90k
(115)k |
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| 8 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Dirty Player, +AG, Tackle |
21 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 35/ | 160k
(170)k |
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| 10 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow, Kick, Pro |
44 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 17 | 4 | 60/ | 150k
(178)k |
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| 13 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Dirty Player |
13 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9/ | 90k
(128)k |
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| Games Played: | 45 (7/6/32) | | | TD Diff: | -45 (22 - 67) | | | Cas Diff: | -20 (47/23/20 - 60/31/19) |
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| Last Opponent: Clint Eastwood Roles | |||||||
| Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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| W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
| Amazon | 2 | 1/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 1.5 | 1.0 1.0 0.5 | - | 0.5 1.0 0.0 | 30k |
| Tomb Kings | 4 | 1/0/3 | 0.3 | - | 0.8 | 1.0 0.5 0.0 | - | 1.0 0.8 0.5 | -48k |
| Chaos Chosen | 5 | 0/0/5 | 0.2 | - | 1.4 | 1.8 0.4 0.4 | - | 1.6 0.2 0.6 | -38k |
| Chaos Dwarf | 4 | 0/1/3 | 0.3 | - | 1.3 | 1.3 0.3 0.0 | - | 0.5 0.8 0.0 | -23k |
| Dark Elf | 1 | 1/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 1.0 | 2.0 2.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | -80k |
| Dwarf | 3 | 0/0/3 | 0.3 | - | 2.3 | 1.3 0.7 0.7 | - | 1.7 1.0 0.3 | -137k |
| High Elf | 2 | 0/1/1 | 1.0 | - | 1.5 | 0.5 0.0 0.5 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.5 | 80k |
| Human | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 3.0 | 2.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | 40k |
| Lizardmen | 2 | 1/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 1.5 | 2.5 0.0 2.0 | - | 1.0 0.5 0.0 | -130k |
| Necromantic Horror | 2 | 0/0/2 | 0.5 | - | 2.0 | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 1.5 0.0 0.0 | -25k |
| Norse | 2 | 0/0/2 | 0.0 | - | 2.5 | 1.5 1.5 0.0 | - | 1.5 1.5 0.0 | -5k |
| Ogre | 5 | 1/1/3 | 1.0 | - | 1.4 | 0.6 0.4 0.2 | - | 1.6 0.2 1.0 | -166k |
| Orc | 4 | 1/3/0 | 0.5 | - | 0.3 | 0.3 0.5 1.0 | - | 0.5 0.0 0.0 | -23k |
| Shambling Undead | 8 | 1/0/7 | 0.3 | - | 1.9 | 0.5 0.6 0.6 | - | 2.5 1.6 0.9 | -34k |
| Total | 45 | 7/6/32 | 0.5 | - | 1.5 | 1.0 0.5 0.4 | - | 1.3 0.7 0.4 | -49k |