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'Mayhem Midgets'
Roster [R] Chaos Dwarf

The Hall of Fame
Chiron was the first legendary player in all of Gromrilram's teams.
His career was ended by Emphasy, who pushed him in the crowd.
At the time of his death he had caused 75 CAS to other teams, and accumulated 222 SPP.
Chiron X. showed everything that defines this proud line of bull centaurs:
A passrusher extraordinaire with break tackle, AG3, strip ball, and the terrifying frenzy,
who accumulated 43 touchdowns in 52 games, contributing to 181SPP and legendary status.
Bynfarch XI. was living proof that not only Chiron's offspring could produce greatness, but Bynfarch's as well.
62 touchdowns in 65 games stand testament to his skill and added to 222SPP.
Defending against a mv7 st5 ag3 passrusher was more often than not too much for the opponent.

Individual Awards
10-50-100
Games		10-50-100
Passes		5-25-50
Touchdowns		1-5-10
Interceptions		5-25-50
Casulties		10-50-100
Fouls		1-5-10
MVP's		50-100-200
SPP's


















come, sing the chaos song...
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guys
They're ancient, They're weak
I don't know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first		Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of elf and skaven stew
And don't ya know one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-proly Undead Star
To add a little spice		Oh, the sound of rollin' dice
To me is music in the ear
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Mayhem Man
Although I don't play fair
It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine
When Mr. Mayhem Midget says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Mayhem Man
And if you aren't shakin'
Then something's very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the chaos song		You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this fella up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my fluff		Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a player
'Cause I'm Mr. Mayhem Midget
And you ain't going nowhere

LRB 4 | Killed Opponents

LRB 4 | Dead Midgets

CRP | Killed Opponents

CRP | Dead Midgets

Opponents of Note
Rooked Again | Tymless
Fun With Goats | Synn
Hellbound Charioteers | Arktoris
Angry Newscasters | Carlo_Pellegatti
Up To Scale | The_Provocateur
Born to Live Forever | The_Demon		Sleeper In Metropolis | Kenty
Forgotten Kings | Christer
LoA | Synn
Ground and Iron | Lomack
Blood Sea Buccaneers | Painstate
Khornes Murder Squad | paulhicks		Disembowelment Made Easy | Synn
Schmerztal Darkbones | Burnalot
Dead Bunnies United | Synn
Lavino Fighting Hellfishes | JanMattys
Goblin Genome Project | Diabl0658
Lone Stars | Qaz

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Chiron XIV
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 3 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
+AG
   3 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 170k
(130+40)k
  
4
Roglam 'Saintslayer' XI
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   2 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
7
Olgoth 'Godsmasher' XI
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Claw
   9 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
8
Kurgan "Shamankiller" XV.
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Fend, Grab, +ST
   90 0 0 0 30 8 100/176 200k
(70+130)k
  
10
Jabal the Unworthy
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7 m 7 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 40k
(0)k
  
14
Telon the Ugly
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   11 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
15
Barbok the Deformed
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Wrestle
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
17
Harold Bluebrook
Journeyman Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
18
David Clearrock
Journeyman Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
19
Jack Truestone
Journeyman Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
20
Leroy Darksnake
Journeyman Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
21
Albert Palebrook
Journeyman Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Gromrilram Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1290k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1330k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:341 (150/58/133) |TD Diff:4 (399 - 395) |Cas Diff:245 (617/360/158 - 454/280/156)
Last Opponent: Peru Calling
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon52/1/20.8-1.22.0   0.8   0.2-1.0   0.4   0.0230k
Chaos Chosen3114/6/111.2-0.81.4   0.9   0.3-1.5   1.2   0.7-28k
Chaos Dwarf127/2/31.3-0.91.1   1.1   0.3-1.6   1.0   0.465k
Chaos Renegade20/1/10.5-1.51.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   4.0   1.0-15k
Dark Elf169/2/51.4-1.32.0   1.3   0.5-0.6   0.4   0.1-40k
Dwarf3318/6/91.2-0.71.5   0.9   0.2-1.6   0.8   0.333k
Elven Union54/1/02.2-0.62.4   0.8   0.8-0.4   0.6   0.072k
Goblin32/0/11.3-1.72.0   0.7   0.7-2.0   0.7   1.3127k
Halfling62/0/40.8-1.83.2   1.3   0.3-0.7   0.8   0.342k
High Elf168/2/61.6-1.42.6   1.0   0.6-0.4   0.4   0.3-55k
Human2914/5/101.2-1.21.9   1.2   0.7-1.0   0.7   0.439k
Lizardmen215/2/141.0-1.52.3   0.9   0.3-1.7   0.6   0.8-23k
Necromantic Horror228/4/101.1-1.21.9   0.8   0.5-1.5   0.8   0.359k
Norse84/2/21.1-1.02.0   1.1   0.8-1.8   1.1   0.5163k
Nurgle74/1/20.9-0.61.0   1.1   0.4-1.1   0.4   0.693k
Ogre43/1/01.5-0.52.3   0.5   0.3-1.8   1.3   0.5-203k
Orc3510/6/190.8-1.11.2   1.0   0.2-1.5   0.9   0.5-74k
Shambling Undead199/7/31.2-0.61.4   0.8   0.7-1.4   1.3   0.7-7k
Skaven164/3/91.1-1.71.8   1.6   0.9-0.8   1.1   0.2-4k
Slann42/0/21.3-1.31.3   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.3   0.3-15k
Tomb Kings179/4/41.2-0.91.3   1.4   0.5-2.9   1.2   1.0-147k
Underworld Denizens22/0/02.0-0.52.0   1.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.5150k
Vampire71/0/60.9-1.92.9   1.4   0.6-0.7   0.4   0.4-140k
Wood Elf219/2/101.5-2.02.9   1.4   0.7-0.9   0.3   0.216k
Total341150/58/1331.2-1.21.8   1.1   0.5-1.3   0.8   0.5-3k