53 coaches online • Server time: 22:46
* * * Did you know? Up until now, 1510655 players have died on the pitch.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Smurf/Goblin/Halflin...goto Post Chainsaw Tacticsgoto Post NO Seasons! - 2016 P...
Things That Suck
Retired [X] Vampire

If you are especially upset by any of the things typified by my players, I will happily put them on the front line for the first kick off so that you can vent a bit.

I don't mind playing bashier teams than mine - with vampires, it's hard to find much less bashy teams - but please try to keep it a bit reasonable. The thralls may be cheap, but they're not THAT cheap.

Our skill rolls so far:

50 normal
5 doubles
2 +MA
3 +AG

These are not the best skill rolls I have ever managed. I have faith, though, that Nuffle is just testing me and that the new generation of thralls and vampires will manage to turn it around.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Traffic
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Kick, Block, Dirty Player
   49 4 6 0 2 3 41/ 100k
(128)k
  
3
Server Maintenance
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Hypnotic Gaze, Off For a Bite, Regenerate, Undead
Dodge
   6 2 1 0 1 0 7/ 130k
(150)k
  
4
Toothaches
Thrall
6 3 4 7
+AG, Block
 m 16 14 1 0 1 2 29/ 100k
(0)k
  
5
Sulking
Thrall
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
6
Moldy Sweatsocks
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block, Pro
   8 2 1 0 1 3 22/ 80k
(75)k
  
7
War
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player, Block, Pass Block
   52 5 2 0 6 2 33/ 100k
(128)k
  
8
Bad Haircuts
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle, Kick
   49 4 4 1 10 1 43/ 100k
(105)k
  
9
Whining
Thrall
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
10
American Idol
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player, Block
   18 1 6 1 0 1 26/ 80k
(105)k
  
11
Miami Dolphins
Thrall
6 3 3 7 m 6 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(0)k
  
12
Trilogies That Don't End
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
   29 1 3 0 3 1 21/ 80k
(75)k
  
13
Frozen Butter
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
   15 3 2 0 1 2 21/ 80k
(75)k
  
15
Christmas Shopping
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block
   5 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 60k
(50)k
  
16
Visiting Relatives
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Hypnotic Gaze, Off For a Bite, Regenerate, Undead
   8 4 0 0 0 0 4/ 110k
(140)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: runreallyfast Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Vampire Fan Factor: 17  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1640k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:52 (21/14/17) |TD Diff:22 (107 - 85) |Cas Diff:-51 (60/43/20 - 89/55/30)
Last Opponent: Lazaros
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen63/2/11.8-1.01.2   0.7   0.3-1.8   1.5   0.2-3k
Dark Elf21/0/12.5-1.52.0   1.0   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.560k
Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-70k
Elven Union41/0/32.0-3.81.3   1.0   0.5-1.3   1.3   0.853k
Goblin11/0/03.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-40k
High Elf53/1/13.4-1.21.4   1.0   0.4-1.4   0.6   0.098k
Human43/1/02.3-0.81.0   0.8   0.3-1.3   1.0   0.3-5k
Lizardmen30/0/30.7-2.71.3   1.3   0.0-2.3   1.3   1.7-30k
Necromantic Horror51/3/11.2-1.61.0   0.4   0.2-2.2   1.4   1.054k
Norse20/2/02.0-2.00.5   2.0   1.0-1.5   1.0   2.00k
Nurgle11/0/03.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.040k
Ogre63/2/12.3-0.80.8   0.5   0.5-2.2   0.8   0.7-43k
Skaven40/1/31.3-2.30.8   1.0   0.5-1.5   1.5   0.328k
Vampire42/0/22.0-1.81.8   1.0   0.8-2.5   1.0   0.5-133k
Wood Elf41/2/12.8-2.51.3   1.0   0.5-1.5   0.8   0.5-128k
Total5221/14/172.1-1.61.2   0.8   0.4-1.7   1.1   0.6-6k