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IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE ASKING TO PLAY!!!

This team will pay tribute to the team that started it all: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=248981">All About Throwing</a>

I like All About Throwing's philospohy! I agree, so don't accuse me about cherry picking either. I'd like to play especially fast teams with this team. Why? For this team, it is all about throwing the gobbos! I will try to throw the gobbo into the end zone (hopefully for a TD) as soon as I can. I am really trying to find fun in BB. I am trying to forget that people care about Coach Ranking, Winning, Losing, Fan Factor, Dirty Players, Stalling, Fouling, etc. I just want to build players! If you want to skill up your players, this is the team to play!

In addition, this team will always play with either 6 gobbos and 5 ogres or 6 ogres and 5 gobbos. Yes, this team will only have 11 FUTILE, Oops! I mean FEARLESS players.

Last thing, this team will never play with or against a dirty player.
The only thing I want is to: HAVE FUN!

Extra note: If you just play to win at all costs (including stalling, fouling and other boring things) and you want to play a "normal" BB match, that's not the team for you. This team mainly plays to score and end up as a video clip on the BBSPN!

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These fine specimens tried out for Santa's team of reindeer, but were rejected. THEY ARE NOT HAPPY!

1 Clod -- Ogre
2 Beer Gut -- Ogre
3 Flatulence -- Ogre
4 Jockstrap -- Ogre
5 Warthog -- Ogre
6 Greaseball -- Goblin
7 Toad -- Goblin
8 Nose Hair -- Goblin
9 Hangover -- Goblin
10 Camel Toe -- Goblin
11 Ragweed -- Goblin

DIED ON THE FIELD IN A BLAZE OF GLORY:
11 Ear Wax -- Goblin
4 Speed Bump -- Ogre

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer:

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would know he’d been drinking.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names; they still do!
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games; he was drunk!

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Fat Bastard must be drunk too!

Now all the reindeer hated him even more
as they shouted out with spite,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you're going to f**king die tonight!


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AGAIN, THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A DP!
(I don't mind fouling, but I hate the DP!)
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1526053">PROOF THE DP IS BROKEN</a>

THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A STAR PLAYER!

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block
  9 0 0 0 5 1 15/ 150k
(127)k
 
2
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(117)k
 
3
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(117)k
 
4
Ogre
6 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
+MA
  3 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 150k
(140)k
 
5
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 120k
(117)k
 
6
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  9 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(25)k
 
7
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Side Step
  8 0 3 0 0 2 19/ 80k
(80)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  9 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 60k
(50)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  8 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 60k
(50)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 40k
(25)k
 
12
Ogre
5 5 1 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
-ag, m 3 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 120k
(0)k
 
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: VinnieSpleenmasher Re-Rolls (140k): 1  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1190k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (3/3/3) |TD Diff:-3 (8 - 11) |Cas Diff:-3 (8/10/2 - 11/6/6)
Last Opponent: Orcses Are Smacky
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Nurgle10/0/10.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.00k
Chaos Chosen31/1/11.3-1.01.0   0.3   0.3-0.7   0.3   0.373k
Ogre11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.090k
Orc11/0/01.0-0.00.0   3.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   2.080k
Shambling Undead20/2/01.0-1.00.5   2.5   0.5-1.5   1.5   1.055k
Skaven10/0/10.0-4.01.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   1.0-30k
Total93/3/30.9-1.20.9   1.1   0.2-1.2   0.7   0.752k