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Darkmoor Marauders
Roster [X] Goblin

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<b>**NOTE: WE ARE GOBOS! WE FOUL!! IT'S ALL WE'RE GOOD AT!!**</b>

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"This week we are combing the FUMBBL leagues for the diamonds in the rough, the unsung underdogs of the league. Today we are talking with the Darkmoor Marauders, a new team composed almost entirely of... goblins?! HOLD ON, this can't right can it? Goblins? The little squishy greeskins that get stuck between minotaur hooves? HAHAHAA..." </i>
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A quick muffled "ummph" and some crunching noises ensue, followed by a troll belching...</b>
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"Eez dis ting on?! FRIX RULEZEZ!! GEEHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

"Nox! Gimme dat, its minezez!!"

"Keeps ya grubby mitz off da micraphone ya fairyspank!"

"I'sa finks yous are bothff ass-plundrin gully dwarfs."
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More sounds errupt, this time the clamour of small fighting things is heard...</b>
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"Hi mum!"

"Blix, if she's listening tell 'er fanks for last night!!"

"Shuts up about me mum ya pig fek'r!"

"Soes?"

"Soes whats?"

"Soes whats if I's plays wit dem piggies? Piggies eez pretty theys eez. Lufly piggies, all pinks and wuvable. I petz da piggies. I petz da piggies real good! They likes me tp petz'em wif me fing.... yes..... piggies... hehehheheheee. BURP."

"Enyvayz, um... 'ello... and um... we rawk!! Comes seez us play! Pleez?"
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The Darkmoor Marauders aren't the smartest bunch, even for goblins. In fact, their sheer stupidity is what makes their team even marginally worthy of taking the field. Their complete lack of brains is only surpassed by their wicked bloodlust, an unfortunately dominate trait exagerrated by generations of inbreeding and copious ammounts of fungus beer.
The team is headed up by the most intelligent of the lot (the IQ of whom roughly equates to a deranged chimpanzee), namely one Blix "Madeye" Squigphlem. "Madeye" has an impressive record off the pitch as being the ball in at least three all-ogre dodgeball tournaments.
Will the marauders rise to the great heights within the FUMBBL ranked league? Quite simply- no. But they may in fact surprise us with their keenly honed tactics of total stupidity, and satisfy our cravings for that soft squishing sound as they are laid to waste on the pitch. Good on them!</b>
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<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Amazon</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Chaos</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Chaos Dwarf</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Dark Elf</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Dwarf</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Elf</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Halfling</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">High Elf</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Human</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Khemri</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Goblin</TH>
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<TD>0/0/1</TD>
<TD>1/0/0</TD>
<TD>0/0/0</TD>
<TD>0/0/2</TD>
<TD>0/0/0</TD>
<TD>1/1/2</TD>
<TD>1/0/0</TD>
<TD>1/0/0</TD>
<TD>0/1/0</TD>
<TD>0/1/0</TD>
<TD>1/0/3</TD>
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<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Lizardmen</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Necromatic</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Norse</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Nurgle's Rotters</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Ogre</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Orc</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Skaven</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Undead</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Vampire</TH>
<TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Wood Elf</TH>
</TR>
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<TD>0/1/0</TD>
<TD>0/0/2</TD>
<TD>0/1/1</TD>
<TD>0/0/0</TD>
<TD>0/1/0</TD>
<TD>0/0/0</TD>
<TD>0/0/2</TD>
<TD>0/0/0</TD>
<TD>0/2/1</TD>
<TD>0/1/0</TD>
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Note to self- "Self, never ever, ever, EVER hire Fungus the Loon again. Ever."
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Frueb Bogfelk
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On, Break Tackle
 n 35 0 0 0 19 3 53/76 180k
(139)k
  
2
Fergh Grendlek
Troll
4 5 1 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On
 -av 34 0 0 0 12 2 34/51 160k
(135)k
  
3
Fruk Nostrilhumpa
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(25)k
  
4
Burx Eyegouger
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
5
Fwilp Kneebiter
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(0)k
  
6
Plax Wormbreath
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   2 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(50)k
  
7
Gronk Stinkcrotch
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   9 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 70k
(80)k
  
8
Resk Pudthumper
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   33 1 4 0 1 1 20/31 80k
(80)k
  
9
Flarx Blackteef
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Diving Tackle
 n 15 1 1 0 1 2 16/31 90k
(92)k
  
10
Flurx Fartbagger
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
11
Filf Rottencrotch
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, +AG
 n 11 1 0 0 3 3 22/31 100k
(96)k
  
12
Nox Scabhead
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 40k
(25)k
  
13
Fux "The Wicked"
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   12 1 3 0 0 0 10/16 60k
(50)k
  
14
Zilx Swampcrack
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(25)k
  
15
Fark Rottencrack
Goblin
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Dirty Player
 -st 24 0 2 0 1 4 28/31 90k
(80)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Sojourner Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:35 (8/9/18) |TD Diff:-31 (29 - 60) |Cas Diff:-64 (38/29/15 - 72/49/25)
Last Opponent: Fylke's Foodeaters
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Norse41/0/30.5-1.81.5   0.0   0.5-2.3   1.3   0.33k
Amazon10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   2.0   1.0140k
Chaos Chosen21/1/01.5-0.00.0   1.0   0.5-2.0   2.0   0.535k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   3.0-130k
Dark Elf20/0/20.0-2.50.5   2.0   0.5-2.0   1.5   0.5-15k
Goblin31/1/10.7-1.31.3   1.0   0.3-2.3   2.0   0.0-93k
Halfling83/1/41.1-1.51.6   1.0   0.5-1.4   1.1   0.6-108k
Human11/0/03.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0220k
Lizardmen10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   2.0-170k
Necromantic Horror10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0190k
Ogre10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   3.0   2.0-60k
Orc11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-270k
Skaven20/0/20.5-4.01.5   1.0   1.0-2.0   1.5   0.065k
Vampire50/2/30.6-2.40.6   1.4   0.4-2.0   1.8   0.8-208k
Wood Elf20/1/11.0-3.01.5   0.0   0.5-2.5   1.5   2.0-245k
Total358/9/180.8-1.71.1   0.8   0.4-2.1   1.4   0.7-73k