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Orcimedes is a rare breed amongst orcs of the old world, he's intelligent and he's cunning, he doesn't simply stoop to hitting things when problems arise, he stoops to drugging them on the sly and when that doesn't work, he'll hit 'em instead.

His previous team, Orcimedes Reavahs, promised a lot in the early days but fell into disrepute when an angry orc warboss, distraught that orcimedes kept poaching "iz most kiliest orcs", let slip to team sponsors 'orcidas' that orcimedes had secretly been pumping them full of all kinds of narcotic night goblin fungii. Orcimedes was banned from team ownership for 5 years, his moment of fame gone he slunk into obscurity and his failed team disbanded, leaving some players in varying states of mental capacity. Most turned into dribbling idiots, some would argue that this doesn't differ from normal orc activity but it has been noted that these particular victims are definitely a step below the average orc in intelligence.

Now his 5 year ban has passed, he's back and he's ready to make a name for himself once more. His campaign to re-instate his name as one of the great coaches has had little success to date but as no one can remember who is is anyway it doesn't seem to matter too much.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Dauntless
  2 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 110k
(105)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
 
4
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
 
5
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
 
6
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
 
7
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(94)k
 
8
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 50k
(50)k
 
10
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(21)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
 
13 players  
Coach: saenri79 Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1020k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (1/0/1) |TD Diff:0 (3 - 3) |Cas Diff:-5 (1/1/0 - 5/1/1)
Last Opponent: Short n Curlies
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   1.0-40k
Tomb Kings11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.00k
Total21/0/11.5-1.50.5   0.5   0.0-2.5   0.5   0.5-20k