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Proud Yorkshire Cattle Farmers
Retired [X2] Chaos

<b>NOTE</b> This team is committed to playing in the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=4150"> BIOHAZARD LEAGUE</a> and is therefore not available for open play


<h5> Yorkshire Cattle Farmers are a proud and tough folk, used to battling the elements each day as they struggle to eke out an existance on the bleak and beautiful moors of Yorkshire</h5> <i> ahemm...lets forget about the massive EU subsidies for now shall we...</i> <h5>As a result they are keen to demonstrate their hardiness in a league of tough plain journeymen.</h5>


The rise of the Zombies and enslavement of the rest of the world, had some peculiar benefits to the folk of Yorkshire. After thousands of years of arguing that Yorkshire folk were the best in the world, the Zombies accidently validated that argument.

When the Zombie overlords were asked to select one region of mankind to be saved for use in the perverted experiments on the Blood Bowl pitch, there was a lack of flair in the selection process. Being Zombies they just deleted all provinces alphabetically and ran out of ammunition when they reached Yorkshire.

By the time the Zombies discovered that they needed to manufacture amunition, a shrewd Yorkshireman had realised the situation and offered to supply the Zombies with the required ammunition, in excahnge for a zombie to move his finger down the list of deleted provinces by 1 line. The result was the masacre of areas such as Yukon, Yunnan and Xixang etc.

Being the last province standing Yorkshire was then the place of choice for human slaves for perverted experiments!!!

The so called experiments enabled the Zombies to improve human endurance and productivity, but only by breading the humans with the hardy livestock so abundent within Yorkshire. As a result these Super Cows took to the field in search of defending the glory of humaity and Yokshire....




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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Fred Twiddy
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 60k
(60)k
  
2
Stuart Russo
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60)k
  
3
Chris Wright
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   4 0 0 0 2 2 14/ 80k
(85)k
  
4
Glynn Clarkson
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
5
Ely Robertshaw
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   4 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 80k
(85)k
  
6
Patrick Stewart
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(60)k
  
7
Geoffrey Boycott
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 1 0 0 2 0 5/ 60k
(60)k
  
8
Richard "Dickie" Bird
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Frenzy
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(75)k
  
9
Michael Parkinson
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(60)k
  
10
David Byas
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   4 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 80k
(85)k
  
11
Darren Gough
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(60)k
  
12
Fred Trueman
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Russo Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1220k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (2/1/1) |TD Diff:0 (4 - 4) |Cas Diff:2 (2/5/1 - 4/0/2)
Last Opponent: Lords of the Wings
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-2.02.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   1.00k
High Elf10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0140k
Norse11/0/02.0-1.00.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-20k
Wood Elf11/0/01.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.050k
Total42/1/11.0-1.00.5   1.3   0.3-1.0   0.0   0.543k