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Po-Mo Constructs
Roster [X2] Necromantic

On the left, you see the dreaded "Nietzsche-bot" founder of postmodern thought, and mechanical creator of this team... who created the Nietzsche-bot? Constructs within constructs within constructs...

Using their zombies like petty tools, the Po-Mo Constructs hope to out-think their opposition and drive their point home with nihilistic certainty.

Even if you score two touchdowns, the Po-Mo may score three, in which case you just gotta remember: "everything's relative".

No assumption is safe, no tactic is beyond criticism. This team'll play until you just can't beret any longer. Watch your back, mofos, cos you is gonna get deconstructed!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Jacques Derrida
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
 n 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(67)k
  
2
Michel Foucault
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(80)k
  
3
Jacques Lacan
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(50)k
  
4
Jean Baudrillard
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   6 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 90k
(50)k
  
5
Julia Kristeva
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Strip Ball
   6 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 110k
(70)k
  
6
Luce Irigaray
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   6 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 90k
(50)k
  
7
Dualism
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
8
Hermeneutics
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player
   6 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(60)k
  
9
Empericism
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(15)k
  
10
Monism
Zombie
3 3 2 8
Regenerate
 -ma 5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(15)k
  
11
Ontology
Zombie
4 3 2 7
Regenerate
Kick
 -av 6 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 50k
(15)k
  
12
Semiotics
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
13
Ludwig Wittgenstein
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
   5 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 90k
(75)k
  
14
Immanuel Kant
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
Block
   4 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 140k
(110)k
  
15
Martin Heidegger
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 120k
(90)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Covertfun Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Necromantic Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1420k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:6 (4/0/2) |TD Diff:4 (7 - 3) |Cas Diff:-3 (4/4/0 - 4/5/2)
Last Opponent: Eliot's Untouchables
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-1.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0100k
Amazon11/0/03.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0160k
Chaos Chosen11/0/01.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-80k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.040k
High Elf11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-20k
Old World11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-90k
Total64/0/21.2-0.50.7   0.7   0.0-0.7   0.8   0.318k